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☂️@CocktailMD🥑 @CocktailMD

Seattle. Doctor, owner of @TDOseattle, sculptor, world traveler, Sounders/Reign FC fan & author of "Big Sloth and the Shuffle Shuffle Glide." He/Him

Joined July 2012
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☂️@CocktailMD🥑@CocktailMD
15 Aug 2024
I'm not one of Seattle Met's "Top Doctors" (and never will be), but to have my bar on the cover of that issue is irony as delicious as our drinks.
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I think every Jason Bourne type show is legally obligated to have a scene in a mission control room with a supervisor yelling, "Eyes! Somebody get me eyes on him yesterday!
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that Severance S2 opening camera work though ...
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Just let that opportunity roll right past ya like

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herculez gomez
@herculezg
16 Jan 2025
Neymar in talks with three MLS teams over possible move - ESPN 👀 Inter Miami, Chicago, and ______? 👀 espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/4…
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this healdine takes more turns than a doorknob
The Associated Press
@AP
15 Jan 2025
Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant apnews.com/article/lazio-eag…
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Now about that @SoundersFC x @Lacoste collab I've been waiting on ...
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Tom Brady is about to become Jerry Jones.
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Corrections: @sethmeyers @LateNightSeth "the only unknown is whether the reason was whiskey or bourbon" Bourbon is a whiskey. So "whiskey or tequila" works, "scotch or bourbon" works, but "whiskey or bourbon" doesn't. - Your friendly neighborhood jackal
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Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
8 Jan 2025
Elon Musk literally pays Twitter influencers to agree with him.
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Ah, but which punch did they put in the bowl?
The Associated Press
@AP
8 Jan 2025
North Dakota opens its legislative session with speeches and drinks from a 115-year-old punchbowl apnews.com/article/north-dak…
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Zito@_Zeets
6 Jan 2025
You can’t bet against Pulisic on Jan 6. That’s his national holiday.
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I feel like a cruise line should be able to spell the name of the destination correctly...
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Welp. We're done for. Seeing is no longer even close to believing
Jerrod Lew
@jerrod_lew
19 Dec 2024
Google Veo 2 is incredible at cinematic shots. You can prompt fantastic AI Video movie scenes with multiple characters and cinematic tones. Here are some of my favorite too.
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Still thinking about the guy I overheard at the bar who was on a date and in all earnestness told her the "why was 6 afraid of 7" joke.
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Ted Unkel@TedUnkel
30 Dec 2024
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Oregon vs (the 🙄) Ohio State You know that thing where you wish both teams could lose...
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I can't believe Michael Bolton Jr missed twice!
Mache
@MACHE275
1 Jan 2025
I still can’t believe they missed that targeting call.
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Goddam it @VDOOZER - I should have known better after Scrubs S3E14 "My Screw Up" ... but here we are with Shrinking S2E08 "Last Drink" and you're jerking tears yet again. (But the hilarious opening to S2E09 is one helluva palate cleanser!)
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I'm not saying the @SoundersFC app is anyone's highest priority, but watching the schedule glitch in real time is annoying when trying to make plans. Too bad I can't just select home/away and be done with it ...
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warning track power
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Dustin Nickerson@DustinNickerson
30 Dec 2024
Barstool Huskies@Barstoolhuskies
30 Dec 2024
The Seahawks playoff hopes now rest in the hands of Michael Penix Jr.
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