Full Stack Web Developer | Crypto | Tech | BBW connoisseur | Cars | Farmer

Joined April 2023
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Na github?
Nimeblockiwa hadi texts na calls na WhatsApp na IG na Threads na Facebook na Tiktok.
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Looking forward to sin different this weekend. 🥂
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Too much on the TL wtf is going on?
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Kuna siku nimepitia South B kwa msupa nilikuwa nachapa shughuli. As we were chilling, two of her female friends came but one left shortly. When it was time to leave, nilifungua mlango nikapata jamaa amesimama mbele ya mlango kama amedunga vest pekee juu 😅 I had seen his photos and heard stories about him, so I knew shit had hit the fan 😂 Aliniuliza mimi ni nani, nikamwambia I'm Kevo. Jamaa akatoka kwa mlango, nikapita then followed by the guest who was left behind. Vile tulitembea kiasi, the lady I stepped out with akaniuliza nilifikiria aje kusema Kevo. I asked her why, akaniambia huyo jamaa amekuwa akitafuta Vin... Hata sikungoja the other lady atufikie, nilidandia ile mathree niliona next ya kwenda tao 😂 Tangu hiyo siku, nakaanga mbali sana na nyumba ya dame nashuku kuna jamaa anafund lifestyle yake
Fun fact: I was busted while on my side nigga shenanigans in the year 2010
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Is DSTV Stream shitty by design?
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Gaah damn this bitches are bright a.f. If you have been on Thika road or Thika to Nyeri highway and saw sunlight at night flashing am sorry in advance.
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Never use sex as a weapon. Some men are losers enough to play the long game even if it means marrying you first.
These men only just want to have sex. Withhold that long enough and watch them lose interest.
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Mkumbuke Ruto is activating his cameras investment at midnight. Unaendesha tu sawa at 60 Kph anakutext umtumie 20k for violating a 20 kph limit he came up with
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Incase you are wondering lemme just re assure you that you’re not hallucinating. Your fuel is depleting fast about 1.3 times more and your engine is underperforming. Its the bad fuel!
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Salary ilidelay nkainivite my then gf sleepover nikamshow I won't be able to get her treats she's used to labda tukule ugali mayai tudoz akasema tureschedule adi siku kichele itaingia.Niliumwa ajab but atleast that day I knew she's in love with Spiderman not Peter Parker
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Replying to @mwahriam
Drop the illness routine babe, don't gatekeep the bacteria
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When you thought you were about to have a threesome with two fine babes and the room start getting dizzy💀
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Some of you are just daft and then keep on saying 2.2D iko na issue.
Today am doing A Gasket replacement on this 2.2D 2019 Model Gari ilikuwa drivenfrom Nakuru to Nairobi without Owner checking the Coolant Level since A buy Gari hajawai angalia ni 1st time yake kujua kucheck coolant ni Leo kwa Workshop huyu tunamwingiza Class Gauge na Temperature
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Kuna siku while cruising my wingroad niliona baddies wakitembea nikahorn kuwasalimia gari ikazima😭
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Nikama iwateba is in love again.
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An ordinary Kenyans may think NYS thief @kipmurkomen is busy checking his phone to come up with solutions yet he is watching porn. Murkomen used part of NYS loot to buy a phone and data bundles to watch PORN! #WeKnowYourSalary
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Footage of the mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base moments ago.
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Why would anyone with a sane mind block the whole sidewalk and leave pedestrians at the mercy of speeding vehicles?What would the folks at @ntsa__kenya say about this thoughless behaviour?
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Y'all can rectify Deez Nuts
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