I really need a @therealjomartin era

in which i survey my friends’ wifi in their giant house

Hey @McDonalds you wanna make some 💰💰💰?

Dear US government, Since you've just blocked Fable and Mythos on critical national security grounds, here are some other tools that pose a similar threat to the American people: - Microsoft Teams - SAP - Salesforce - Jira - Outlook Please do what you must to save America 🇺🇸

> lay off a bunch of people > replace with AI slop machine 9000 turbo edition > everything breaks and implodes wow its the future

This is why I keep telling everyone I want to back up my online data and save it to a hard drive I control x.com/i/status/2055526740374…

I prefer to Breathe, Relax, Aim, Stop, Squeeze (BRASS) 🤣

Since 2017, almost everyone I know, and some people I don't, have been calling me for various types of help. This followed years of almost total isolation from 2014 to 2017, wherein I went through everything all at once in my late teens/early 20s, and had no one to call. I try to never turn anyone down because I know what it feels like to go through it alone, and I decided to never be the reason someone else felt alone and hopeless. It's hard, it's exhausting, it causes arguments, and it takes forever for people to listen, but it's entirely worth it to see them do better once it finally clicks. What most of you don't know, is that I used to wallow in self-pity, sad about all the things that happened to me, unsure how to fix them myself. It was being introduced to the show @bbcdoctorwho that got me out of my own head and open my eyes to the fact that I was not the only one suffering, and that I had the ability to help others until I eventually learned how to save myself. And ever since, I began using The TARDIS as my ringtone. Every time someone calls me, I think of The Doctor. I even met a majority of the Doctor Who cast and told them how the show influenced my life. I've since lost track of the number of people I've helped. I've saved people from hurricanes, tornados, domestic violence, gun violence, lawsuits, identify theft, stalkers, thieves, and more. Here we are now, almost 10 years later, and the calls are still coming - but they are less than they were because people are learning how to do these things on their own. There are people - real people - who are alive today because Netflix recommended this show to me in 2015. The fact that someone saw fit to take it out of production in a time the world needs it most is just heartbreaking. Truthfully I hope @SWmoff has a few ideas, and that The Doctor will return soon. But I guess until then, everyone can just keep calling me.

The US Government just blocked Anthropic users from accessing Fable 5 and Mythos models pic related

Got my meds, I see a new doc on the 22nd, paid off one of my credit cards, got one of my friends divorced from their abuser custody of their kid, and got access to study materials. If I knock out CAS-005 and PT0-003 the certs will substitute 2 of my classes. All that's left is to figure out tuition for my final term by July 1...

I've added like, 90 papers on malware development and malware detection. The stuff I've added ranges from kernel mode stuff, to how to hide malware stuff on the BlockChain, to detecting SYSCALL evasion, blah blah blah. It's about 50% of my backed up papers-to-add that I've had building up since my son was born. Mrs. Smellington has been watching the baby while I lock in, archive the papers, and sync them to prod. Thank you, Mrs. Smellington, for allowing me to add all of these papers for these stinky nerds. It is very important nerds have this stuff. You can view the MASSIVE update here: vx-underground.org/Updates

Talking to the @schwarzenegger AI on the @arnoldspumpclub app and got some great ideas for routine & diet 😎

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🚨 BrEaKiNg: Splunk, a security product, has zero authentication in its built-in database service and accepts any credentials, according to the security researchers who just dropped a full pre-auth RCE chain for Splunk Enterprise (CVE-2026-20253, CVSS 9.8). Splunk Enterprise on AWS is vulnerable out of the box.

No wonder Anthropic said they solved cybersecurity with Fable. The second you use it, it removes the code, refuses the topic, and treats the IDE like an active crime scene. Hard to have vulnerabilities when the model's entire threat model is "the user typed words."

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🚨 BREAKING: More than 400 Arch Linux User Repository packages have been compromised with infostealer malware and a rootkit. Attacker posed as a trusted maintainer and "adopted" orphaned packages. Arch maintainers are purging infected packages now. Audit your AUR installs.

Recommendations on point today 😂