Boris Johnson: the only man in history to pop round to a KGB man's Italian castle straight after a NATO summit on Russia, get his baby baptised there (allegedly), give the host's son a peerage over MI6 objections, and then act surprised when it turns out the Kremlin has been running arson operations in Britain.
At this rate, the only question left is whether Boris knew Nalobin personally, or whether he was just chasing Evgeny Lebedev's wolf🤦♂️ through the vineyards at the time."
The wolf detail is real, by the way.
A witness reported seeing a dishevelled Johnson chasing Evgeny Lebedev's pet wolf, named Boris, who had eaten the dongle for his computer.
You genuinely could not make it up!