- Professional Goblin - "God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns" - Jesus Christ

Joined February 2019
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why the fuck doesn't every movie look like this
First trailer for CHAPTER 51, starring Colman Domingo & Abigail Breslin. • Follows a FBI agent investigating the 3 girls' murder in Hollywood • The film is shot in multiple formats including hand-held cameras, VistaVision, Ultra Panavision, IMAX & a new anamorphic IMAX format
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movies are officially back
‘DISCLOSURE DAY’ has opened with $92.9M worldwide. The biggest opening ever for an original film from Steven Spielberg.
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Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.
This morning at the White House...
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american century of humiliation
The UFC just released footage of the fighters rehearsing their walkouts for the White House event 👀 (via @ufc)
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They didn't just invade the capitol. They invaded the whole fucking country and most Americans let that shit happen. What are we doing?
Ilia Topuria pushes Justin Gaethje in the face-off ‼️😳 🎥 @ufc #UFCWhiteHouse
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MLK Jr. stood here and gave his speech. And here we are today. This is so stupid.
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Disclosure Day (2026)
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People in LA watching New York party:
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Replying to @Variety
“The anti-monopoly department, owned by President Monopoly, has approved the monopoly”
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Marie Antionette was beheaded for less
This morning at the White House...
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I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
This morning at the White House...
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NYC this weekend
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There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.
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NOOOOOOOOO
The Justice Department has approved the merger of Warner Bros and Paramount.
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Warner Bros. has reportedly passed on George Miller’s next ‘MAD MAX’ film. He is currently pitching it to Amazon, Universal and Sony.
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First shot from ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Filming has begun.
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MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.
MrBeast has become the first person in history to surpass 500 million YouTube subscribers.
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It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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'Liminal Stop Sign', Monument Valley, Utah
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How the fuck is this allowed
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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It’s over.
SpaceX goes public, becoming a publicly traded company
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