Cringe and based-pilled

Joined March 2022
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ColonelSandvich retweeted
Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people
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The Minecraft to Computer Science pipeline needs to be studied
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Apr 8
Claude Mythos is Delusional
Introducing Project Glasswing: an urgent initiative to help secure the world’s most critical software. It’s powered by our newest frontier model, Claude Mythos Preview, which can find software vulnerabilities better than all but the most skilled humans. anthropic.com/glasswing
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(upon seeing my wife) Bow Chicka Wow Wow! Boner Alert
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ColonelSandvich retweeted
Man died in fall tying Union flags to lampposts bbc.in/4jZk57q
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New slang just dropped‼️‼️ 🚨 “on bob” Meaning = on SpongeBob’s LIFE Like retweet to spread the word ❤️
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ColonelSandvich retweeted
14 Nov 2025
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ColonelSandvich retweeted
quitting my job to focus on walking
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Just saw a guy dislocate his knee in Satan's Hollow. What a twat lol #subtweet #selftweet #kneedislocation #Idislocatedmyknee
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ColonelSandvich retweeted
Crawling isn't innate (unlike walking). Every baby must *invent* crawling, from scratch, using extremely little data, and no reference to imitate. Which is why different babies end up with different ways of crawling. Sometimes people tell me, "you say AI isn't intelligent until it can invent, but most humans can't invent anything either!" -- in reality, we are all constantly inventing. Even babies are inventors. You couldn't navigate a single day in your life if you weren't capable of invention.
30 Oct 2025
Adaptable Intelligence. Multiple possible paths to an objective.
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ColonelSandvich retweeted
HAPPY. INTERNATIONAL. SNOW LEOPARD DAY.
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29 Sep 2025
we just killed software engineering btw
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16 Sep 2025
U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible
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RT @takafunaya: “a moment of silence for charlie kurk”

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9 Sep 2025
neither is enough to stop the feeling that things are going to keep getting worse, but pancakes, I guess
31 Jul 2025
Pancakes or waffles?
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ColonelSandvich retweeted
8 Sep 2025
“Cursor is free for students”
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Denmark just made your face and voice your intellectual property It became the 1st country in Europe where your face, voice, and body are now your property. A new law gives citizens full control over their digital selves
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this anything ?
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29 Jul 2025
Every time you use a VPN A child dies
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