No colon, no thyroid, but do have a cool pacemaker. Nickname bestowed upon me by the Woody & Wilcox Show. #winner?

Joined March 2021
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ColonlessJason retweeted
Join the @WoodyAndWilcox fan chat WARNING: It's not all about Woody sucking t.me/ aUQ88hL7WPk4YWZh
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Good Morning @woodyandwilcox ! I hope to meet some W&W listeners at the Memorial Valor Foundation 8th annual 3 gun competition. Spread the word!
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@woodyandwilcox -- I need Woody Game Wednesday to be the best one ever. I have to get an ultrasound this morning to see if thyroid cancer is coming back for a visit. ๐Ÿ™ #Ineedsomecomedy
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@woodyandwilcox -- I didn't get the official word from my doc, but I saw my scan results and I'm "unremarkable" -- no cancer! Thank you.
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@woodyandwilcox -- I asked few hours, let's try for a few more. ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜ #insominasociety
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That post didn't make sense. Hump day started humping me at 12:01AM. I feel horrible. Checked my bi-pap app and no wonder; I was dying over 29 times an hour. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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You can't trust the Internet, or videos you see, the only thing they can't fake is radio; @woodyandwilcox -- you are the light of truth in the dark forest of deep fakes. ๐Ÿ˜ #obeyyourrobotoverlords
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@woodyandwilcox -- the finale of Big Brother comes on tonight, so there better not be any delays do to some stupid sports or weather. ๐Ÿ˜
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It was delayed 30 minutes. ๐Ÿคฌ Time to get my bots to make people hate sports and love school teachers. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™‚
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@woodyandwilcox -- the "Insomnia Society" (@robsarvis & @greg_luxton and I ) stand ready, albeit sleepy, to fight boredom and bring comedy! I'm going to try sleeping again. ๐Ÿฅฑ #insomniasociety
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Checking in. ๐Ÿฅฑ
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@woodyandwilcox -- Good Morning! I'm awake due to this horrid hotel bed so I'm going to be listening to the start of the show. It better be live and mediocre. Let's do the minium, as usual. I'll expect a laugh later this week. ๐Ÿ˜ #doingtheleastthebestwecan
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@woodyandwilcox -- Thank you! I slept till 9:55 and now I need to listen to the podcast to find out what specific cereal is discontinued. Great show(I guess, I was asleep, but I did wear my ear buds the whole show)! ๐Ÿคฃ
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@woodyandwilcox -- Don't round up for charity! Why are you helping a corporation get a tax write off for their charitable contributions? You could be getting the tax benefit. ๐Ÿค”
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Learned something new, but I'm not trusting corporations. ๐Ÿ˜
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Job advice from @woodyandwilcox ? Yeah, about that ...... no. ๐Ÿคฃ #dobetter
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Good Morning @woodyandwilcox -- even though I'm at the VA emergency department I'm listening to the show. The count should still be 17 listening. ๐Ÿคฃ #dobetter #laughteristhebestmedicine
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@woodyandwilcox @woodrowthings -- Thank you to Woody for the magic number he talked about on the show. It saved me .30ยข a gallon on gas. Woody = Super-genius! ๐Ÿ˜ #iykyk #supergenuis #hatersgoingtohate #woodyfanclub
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Photographic proof.
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ColonlessJason retweeted
What book could Staci be talking about? Find out more and join the conversation in the @WoodyAndWilcox fan club chat. #WoodyAndWilcox @Calliope66 t.me/ aUQ88hL7WPk4YWZh
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We did it Mike(58)- you made it 8 rounds and I(57) stayed awake for the fight. We are champions!
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TOBY MAC!! #tobymac
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ColonlessJason retweeted
Oh look, it @ColonlessJason and @Listener_Jay. Getting together to talk about @WoodyAndWilcox #WoodyAndWilcox
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ColonlessJason retweeted
Surgeon General's Warning @WoodyAndWilcox #WoodyAndWilcox
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ColonlessJason retweeted
If you're not part of the #WoodyAndWilcoxFanChat then you obviously don't wanna know everything that you're missing. @F3_Chap @theshan @El_Babirusa @EricBerte @woodyandwilcox #WoodyAndWilcox t.me/ aUQ88hL7WPk4YWZh
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ColonlessJason retweeted
If your not on this list, your missing out on mediocre show related conversations. t.me/ aUQ88hL7WPk4YWZh @WoodyAndWilcox #WoodyAndWilcox #WoodyAndWilcoxFans Retweet if you agree
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