How do they turn their brains off??

I’ve been outside a couple of times today. 0/5 stars. Do not recommend. #HeatWave

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Wesley (As The Dread Pirate Roberts) #ThePrincessBride

"No one cared who I was until I put on the hat." -Waldo

The better the nap, the weirder the dreams.

No one passes Baby in the corners. -Dirty Driving

I’m using my microplane grater to break down garlic. I’m literally putting myself into this chili. #Ouch

COMING SOON: Two invasive insects threaten South Carolina's Lowcountry: the Asian longhorn beetle and the yellow-legged hornet. Join Clemson Invasive Species Program Coordinator Caroline Oatley to learn how to identify these species, report sightings and help stop their spread. This live, in-person, one-hour presentation will be offered twice on June 16 for scheduling flexibility. Choose the session that works best for you. SESSION 1 10:00 am - Clemson Extension TEACH Center 2070 Sam Rittenberg Blvd., C412 Charleston, SC 29407 SESSION 2 2:00 pm - Cypress Gardens 3030 Cypress Gardens Road Moncks Corner, SC 29461 *Entry to Cypress Gardens requires a separate $10.00 admission ticket. Learn more and reserve your spot: eventbrite.com/e/invasive-in…

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LOCATED: Ms. Anderson has been located and is safe.

Silver Alert Icie Anderson, 76. Last seen 3:00 p.m. today, 100 block of E. Lawson St. on foot. 4’9” tall, 130 pounds, brown eyes, short black hair. Wearing a black long john shirt, lavender pants and a green top hat. If seen call 911 or DPD front desk at 919-560-4427.

A locomotive struck a septic truck crossing the tracks in Chesapeake, Virginia, sending the truck flying and leaving the driver with life-threatening injuries. abcnews.link/Ta3gLdH

"Taking a cold shower will reduce anxiety."

This guy got so annoyed with spam callers that he wrote a script that endlessly calls them back and plays Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat until they finally block his number.

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. BILL WATTERSON

Word of the day: HURKLE-DURKLE - (Scottish) to lie in bed when you should be up and about.

227 years ago today — April 28, 1799 — Twelve-year-old Conrad Reed found a 17-pound gold nugget while fishing in a creek on his family’s farm in Cabarrus County, North Carolina. His father used the strange yellow rock as a doorstop for three years before realizing it was gold. That single find triggered America’s first gold rush and launched the nation’s domestic gold mining industry. North Carolina remained the country’s leading gold producer until the California Gold Rush of 1849.

‼️🚨 BREAKING: An AI found a Linux kernel zero-day that roots every distribution since 2017. The exploit fits in 732 bytes of Python. Patch your kernel ASAP. The vulnerability is CVE-2026-31431, nicknamed "Copy Fail," disclosed today by Theori. It has been sitting quietly in the Linux kernel for nine years. Most Linux privilege-escalation bugs are picky. They need a precise timing window (a "race"), or specific kernel addresses leaked from somewhere, or careful tuning per distribution. Copy Fail needs none of that. It is a straight-line logic mistake that works on the first try, every time, on every mainstream Linux box. The attacker just needs a normal user account on the machine. From there, the script asks the kernel to do some encryption work, abuses how that work is wired up, and ends up writing 4 bytes into a memory area called the "page cache" (Linux's high-speed copy of files in RAM). Those 4 bytes can be aimed at any program the system trusts, like /usr/bin/su, the shortcut to becoming root. Result: the next time anyone runs that program, it lets the attacker in as root. What should worry most: the corruption never touches the file on disk. It only exists in Linux's in-memory copy of that file. If you imaged the hard drive afterwards, the on-disk file would match the official package hash exactly. Reboot the machine, or just put it under memory pressure (any normal system load that needs the RAM), and the cached copy reloads fresh from disk. Containers do not help either. The page cache is shared across the whole host, so a process inside a container can use this bug to compromise the underlying server and reach into other tenants. The original sin was a 2017 "in-place optimization" in a kernel crypto module called algif_aead. It was meant to make encryption slightly faster. The change broke a critical safety assumption, and nobody noticed for nine years. That bug then rode every kernel update from 2017 to today. This vulnerability affects the following: 🔴 Shared servers (dev boxes, jump hosts, build servers): any user becomes root 🔴 Kubernetes and container clusters: one compromised pod escapes to the host 🔴 CI runners (GitHub Actions, GitLab, Jenkins): a malicious pull request becomes root on the runner 🔴 Cloud platforms running user code (notebooks, agent sandboxes, serverless functions): a tenant becomes host root Timeline: 🔴 March 23, 2026: reported to the Linux kernel security team 🔴 April 1: patch committed to mainline (commit a664bf3d603d) 🔴 April 22: CVE assigned 🔴 April 29: public disclosure Mitigation: update your kernel to a build that includes mainline commit a664bf3d603d. If you cannot patch immediately, turn off the vulnerable module: echo "install algif_aead /bin/false" > /etc/modprobe.d/disable-algif.conf rmmod algif_aead 2>/dev/null || true For environments that run untrusted code (containers, sandboxes, CI runners), block access to the kernel's AF_ALG crypto interface entirely, even after patching. Almost nothing legitimate needs it, and blocking it shuts the door on this whole class of bug...

Recall alert 🚨
 Ghirardelli has recalled select powdered beverage mixes due to potential Salmonella contamination linked to milk powder. No illnesses reported, but products are being pulled as a precaution. #FoodRecall #Salmonella #FoodSafety foodsafetynews.com/2026/04/g…