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Joined February 2017
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AI: "It looks like you're reading a lengthy document. Would you like to read a summary—"
ME:
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Hunter, what's your take on Sean Mannion's new offensive scheme?
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AJ tomorrow
Most people's problems can be solved by either moving to or away from Philadelphia
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finally reached the stage of powerlifting today where somebody asked my bench PR, I told them, and they accused me of lying
#timetodosteroids?
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As if there was any doubt.
@USATODAY just named Philadelphia the "Best @NFL City" in their @10Best list.
Go birds. 🦅
usatoday.com/sports/readers-…
ALT Eagles banner hanging at the Art Museum in Philadelphia.
ALT Eagles banner hanging in Philadelphia.
ALT Crowd at the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl LIX parade.
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forget about age gap, what about “how high up do you fill the brita” gap
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May 12
me telling Santa what I want for Christmas this year:
LEGO Icons Lord of the Rings Minas Tirith coming June 4 for $649.99. Has 8,278 pieces, making this one of the largest LEGO sets ever. zdcs.link/9wBMDA #ad
LEGO LotR Orc Grond GWP with the set: zdcs.link/a56kZO
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The Adama Maneuver in Battlestar Galactica is one of the coolest sci-fi TV moments. Dropping a battleship through a planet’s atmosphere for a midair fighter launch was already insane on paper, then the show somehow made it feel grounded & epic all at once.
May 10
Name a TV episode that felt like a movie masterpiece.
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Dianna Russini’s husband:
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I’m tired of the whole Mike Vrabel thing
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god, I'm glad I went to college during a time when (some) people actually used their brains
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i fear i have become more powerful
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nobody ever thinks about voracious old readers 😞
Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More people.com/pizza-huts-book-i…
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not really
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Normal people eating 150-200 grams of protein daily will go down as as big of a disaster as the lead pipes that took down the Roman Empire.
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