Leyton Orient news for those who can’t be bothered with too many words.

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After yesterday’s heroics (by Bradford) the O’s have jetted off to Benidorm to celebrate securing another season in the third tier. Unfortunately David Gandler has already blown 75% of next year’s budget on the Ryanair excess baggage charges. Up the League 1 O’s! #lofc
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Just catching up with Richie’s take from last night. All cartoons available as limited edition t-shirts (also covered in a load of random blokes’ names). Just sign up for Forever Comic on 08980000000 (standard network charges, plus a score a month until you die). #lofc
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With the menace of badly-written ‘Can I have your shirt?’ signs threatening to ruin Saturday’s great occasion for anyone with a shred of dignity, the club and the EFL have clubbed together to share this important message. Up the Champion O’s. #lofc #oneorient #noyoucanthaveit
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Is tomorrow’s date definitely the one for you? Let the Leyton Orient Love Committee use their traffic lights to find you your dream partner. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient
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Just in time for a Valentine’s Day tryst, don’t miss this wonderful Leyton Penthouse. Phone now to register your interest. Please don’t delay because Kenny Jackett is keen to sign the papers, but he is waiting on the green light from Martin Ling. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient
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Whilst most of the squad has been given the day off to recover from last night’s exertions, Kenny and Joe have had the front three on the training ground this morning to run through some advanced finishing techniques. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient
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Some fans are venting their anger at one of the most inept displays of finishing in football history, but the unflappable gaffer found time for a bit of humour in his post-match interview. Up the O’s! #lofc
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Another frustrating day for O’s fans, so why not cheer yourself up with some early Christmas presents from the Orient shop? This book has been flying off the shelves since September, so grab it while you can! #lofc #dividendforecastlow
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Incredible news for O’s supporters as fan-favourite Theo signs a long-term deal!!! Director Of Football and Head Of Traffic Lights Martin Ling said: “I’ve heard the chants, I’ve seen the hash tag…it’s time to give the fans what they want!”. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient
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After a disappointing turn of events this afternoon, the club’s Communications department was forced to issue an urgent protocol update to manager Kenny Jackett and Director Of Football and Head Of Traffic Lights Martin Ling. Up the O’s! #lofc
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The club is delighted to announce that senior Lego executives were entertained in the Papa John’s dugout today and, having witnessed a superhuman effort on the hallowed turf, they have decided to re-cast the new Marvel movie. Up the O’s! #lofc
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A truly momentous day for the ‘The Smiths’ of Orient, with big Smith scoring and little Smyth finally marrying the beautiful love of his life after months of agonising delays. Please join me in extending heartfelt blessings on such a magical occasion. #lofc
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Please find attached an important announcement from Director Of Football and Head Of Traffic Lights Martin Ling regarding this Saturday’s game against Exeter. Up the O’s! #lofc
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The Orient Comic retweeted
Replying to @ComicOrient
Continues to deliver like an Alan Comfort cross And O’s fans, you can see our new recruit Orient Comic at his artistic and humorous best by grabbing a copy of the fanzine tonight - free A4 poster guide to our new signings. It’s worth the cover price alone I assure you #LOFC
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Unfortunately O Nuts will not be available at tonight’s game. However Danny has been down Costco and, with the most inspired piece of branding since the official dog bowl, Orient are delighted announce an exclusive sweet treat in honour of their newest star! Up the O’s! #lofc
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The Orient Comic retweeted
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Leyton Orient are keen to use this wave of football fever to hit 4000 season ticket sales. However, in order to avoid ruining the experience for normal people please stick to Premier League clubs if you fall into one of these popular Euro 2020 fan categories. Up the O’s! #lofc
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After some eagle-eyed fans spotted minor discrepancies in the tone of the O’s parting messages to their departing stars, Director Of Football and Head Of Traffic Lights Martin Ling has released a short statement to clarify the club’s intentions. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient
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Those panicking about today’s news clearly haven’t taken a walk past the East Stand recently. The recruitment drive is in full flow. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient
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