I think possibly the best thing about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is how angry it makes a bunch of losers who've never built a thing in their lives.

Things in America that would never happen in England - Day 1 Drive-thru pharmacies. The fact you can pick up medication without leaving your car still blows my mind.

I don’t think Billy Woods and I are related, but, dear Lord, I wish we were.

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.

As a Brit in America someone please explain to me why you guys have drive thru everything EVEN PHARMACIES????

Pardon my ignorance as a Brit but apparently American cars have an emergency SOS button I was just sitting in traffic seeing what button did what and it went through to the emergency services. I explained it was an accident and stuff and they were ok with it Never playing around with buttons ever again. Lesson learnt.

I love seeing what people from other countries put on their USA bucket lists because it is not the stuff we think it will be. They’re not saying “Grand Canyon” or “New York City.” They’re saying Buc-ee’s, a Big Gulp, Texas BBQ, baseball, a rodeo, a drive thru, Chipotle, a gun range, and watching something completely ridiculous happen in a Walmart parking lot. And the funny part is they’re not wrong. America is so normal to us that we forget how bizarre and entertaining it probably looks from the outside. If somebody came here and asked you for the real American experience, what are you making them do first?

Nature is healing. We got two absolute death tanks playing a round of toothy cuffs right in front of the porta-potties like it’s a parking lot UFC fight. One gator, one croc, full WWE main event — jaws locked, rolling around on the asphalt trying to figure out who gets first dibs on the next fat Yankee crying in the shitter. The crow in the background is just refereeing this hate crime like a professional. If you’re from Ohio or New York and think these are just cute forbidden swamp puppies you can pet, please go stick your hand in one’s mouth so natural selection can finally cook. Turns out they were evenly matched. Both walked off like gentlemen once they realized the tourist inside was taking too long. Even lizards got table manners — nobody wants that after a long poop. Florida is not a real place. Stay in your hotel room. 🐊

Nature is healing. We got two absolute death tanks playing a round of toothy cuffs right in front of the porta-potties like it’s a parking lot UFC fight. One gator, one croc, full WWE main event — jaws locked, rolling around on the asphalt trying to figure out who gets first dibs on the next fat Yankee crying in the shitter. The crow in the background is just refereeing this hate crime like a professional. If you’re from Ohio or New York and think these are just cute forbidden swamp puppies you can pet, please go stick your hand in one’s mouth so natural selection can finally cook. Turns out they were evenly matched. Both walked off like gentlemen once they realized the tourist inside was taking too long. Even lizards got table manners — nobody wants that after a long poop. Florida is not a real place. Stay in your hotel room. 🐊

Most people have no idea what's going on here.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most dumbest of them all?

Imagine if Elon Musk did something to benefit others with his trillion.

Me, not caring a thing about World Cup Soccer.

Elon responded to Warren calling him a “freeloader" in 2021: “I'm actually paying the most tax that any individual in history has ever paid this year. Ever." "And she doesn't pay taxes basically at all. Her salary is paid for by the taxpayer, like me. If you could die by irony, she would be dead."