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Joined February 2010
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When #Pixar asked me to join the cast of #ToyStory 5 I said “only if I can play a potty-training device called Smartypants.” The rest is history. Congrats to the whole team and thanks for having me along.
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Conan O'Brien retweeted
To Disneyland and beyond! ✨Tom Hanks and Conan O’Brien stopped by the Disneyland Resort to visit some of their favorite #ToyStory5 pals at Pixar Pier.
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We’re in our Toy Story 5 era. @taylorswift13 @toystory
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Patton Oswalt revealed the shocking news he learned while a goat was spraying turds on his back. apple.co/TeamCoco
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Sona and I are taking Ubers back to the airport. Farewell, Morocco! #ConanOBrienMustGo #Morocco
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Congratulations to the Harvard Class of 2026. It was a thrill and an honor to meet so many of you. Listen to my Commencement speech here: apple.co/TeamCoco
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It's always been my dream to bury Sona alive in the Sahara Desert. #ConanOBrienMustGo
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Today I crossed two things off my bucket list: meeting Andrew Scott, and showing him my performance as a balloon salesman on the Irish show Ros na Rún. apple.co/TeamCoco
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Look who I ran into in Morocco! (I mean the mosque, not Sona). #ConanOBrienMustGo
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Harvard Commencement, 2026
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Right after this photo was taken in 1981 I shouted “I will give the Harvard commencement address in 41 years!”
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.@OliviaMunn stopped by to reveal how a missing catalytic converter got her into Hollywood. Also: @MattGourley returns! apple.co/TeamCoco
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Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.
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.@CharliePuth brought his emotional support keyboard and completely transformed our podcast: apple.co/TeamCoco
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It's so fun to run into a podcast call-in fan on the street. Bumped into Dwayne Betts in New Haven — we had talked about his work putting libraries in prisons; now he has a doc based on his life called "March Forth" at Tribeca.
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I'll see your freckled ass in court, Luke.
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Conan O'Brien retweeted
May 12
The trilogy event Hollywood’s been waiting for. Conan O’Brien returns to host the Oscars LIVE on Sunday, March 14, 2027.
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I finally confronted @BillieEilish about the fact that I wrote her hit "Birds of a Feather." apple.co/TeamCoco
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Gardening is Zach Galifianakis' antidote to showbiz. Mine is gallons of ayahuasca. apple.co/TeamCoco
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