Wouldn't even put it in

I dunno what it is with me and women who work with schikken. youtu.be/1M7_PTn7BOo?si=UeGi…

“A rich man is not one who has much, but one who needs little.” #WESHALLRISE

GYAAAL 💅 youtu.be/MZ_Ci1eQ4zQ?si=1Czj…

I'm up, I'm up.

I'm up, I'm up. Same church. New sermons. 📷 IG: instagram.com/conebeast #SWOUP

Biggest lie regular people believe that keep them average. “Time is money” One of the worst financial myths that has ever perpetuated poverty in the HISTORY of the world. Might be overexaggerating, but you get the point. Anybody that says time is money is either broke and they believe it, They're rich and a liar, Or more likely... They heard some celebrity say it years ago, Never really thought about it, And just took it at face value as the truth. My tinfoil hat conspiracy theory is the government and world elites were the ones who pushed this lie. Reason is if they can get you to believe that time is money, You WILL sell all your time for a small portion of someone else's money. If you believe this lie, you will waste a lot of time, JUST to save a little bit of money. You’ll drive 20 kms to save 5c/litre on petrol. You’ll waste three hours in Woolworths, Coles or Costco (shout out Aussies), Navigating the MASSIVE aisles only to NOT find what you came for. If you were to take the time you wasted attempting to save money, And instead tried to figure out a way to make more, You wouldn't need to care so much about saving a few bucks. Not saying there’s anything wrong with being frugal, I am as frugal as they come. (inb4 lol Jew) But I’ll never waste time saving money. The most important thing to buy with money is buying back the rest of your life... It’s not a 911 GT3 RS Porsche, A 5-bath, 6-bedroom villa in Marbella, Or an Ice Blue Baguette Day Date 40 Rolex, It's your time. These things are still bloody fantastic, But buying back your time allows you to invest it into those you care about, And the things you love most. I peddled the dark arts for over two decades. The irony of selling drugs is kinda like I'm using as well - two sides to what 'substance abuse' really means. Countless hours of overtime. Working from sundown to sun up, from sun up to sundown. Days without sleep. Absolutely despising my life and the drug-addled fiends who all insisted on calling me their best mate, And giving up all of my time for - in my opinion - next to nothing when you step back and see the bigger picture. When I think about the fact that I used to spend 10, 12, 16, 18 hours a day driving around my little Veloster, And earning an outrageous income at the expense of jeopardising my freedom and safety, It blows my mind that I bought into the lie that time is money. Time is the most precious asset we have, And I wasted so, so many years of my life that I’ll never get back... I can now spend these same evenings with my family, In Bondi talking to mad birds diagnosed with BPD, I promise you, If you buy into the lie, You will be broke and unfortunately spend 90% of your time doing something you despise. Cheering for you cunts. Conebeast x

That's me for the day. Later fags.

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Happy Birthday @tomsegura

I'd cupcake her like it was my own specialised wrestling move and have my wife play this song in the background while I walked out declaring myself the new WWE smackdown elimination chamber champion of 2025

I saw a YouTube short of some mushroom man on Joe Rogey's podcast and ended up tripping balls on psilocybin cubensis for 2 days, then woke up and went on an acid and nitrous bender for another 3 I totally feel you, we're easily influenced

Sup @elonmusk, can you please repost this message so I can reach 5 million views for monetization? Thanks G

Have a nice long weekend ya cunts x

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