I'm putting this on a plaque. 8)

MAGA's, I want to make this perfectly clear. I voted for Kamala Harris. But she lost. Your guy won. I will not be trying to join the "winning team" and become friendly to this abomination known as MAGA. No, I will be checking the cost of eggs. Daily. The cost of gas. Daily. The cost of housing. Daily. Automobiles. Daily. Rent. Daily. Food. Daily. The situation at the border. Daily. As the Lord is my witness, you BETTER have the price of everything down with ZERO excuses. The border better be shut as a motherplucka. You taunted us for FOUR YEARS saying Biden sucks and your guy can fix everything. So do it. Or I will drag your MAGA asses across the galaxy and to Orions Belt and back. The level of mockery I will put you through if Trump doesn't accomplish exactly at least 90% what he promised will be historical. You have been put notice. Not get the fuck out of my Ted talk.

It really hasn't.

Beg harder and I'll think about it.

If that truly is the case, y'all are gonna lose this election.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave's not here, man.

Three Barbarians were talking about their adventuring parties. The first one said, “Our rogue was so good that they could pick any lock ever made.” The second one said, “Our rogue could sneak past any guard and never get caught.” The third one said, “Our rogue was so sneaky that for five years I thought we didn’t have a rogue. I just thought everyone forgot to post a guard or lock their doors.”

Grand Moff Tarkin : [impatiently] You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base? Me: Coruscant.

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So you want realism in D&D?

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I’m just saying, but a guy with 91 felony indictments, who has already been fined about $500 million—and who has already been caught stealing classified information once— is a cartoon-level national security threat and it’s insane that the GOP is about to nominate him.

"Brainwashing" children with facts is usually referred to as "education".

I hear a lot of conservatives saying that a Republican president will pardon Donald Trump. If that happens, the Republican Party will have ceased to be the party of law and order. Pardoning Trump would be a betrayal of the rule of law and would set a dangerous precedent.

Economics is just math with graphs.

D&D is just statistics with a story.

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Got blocked by this guy who couldn't make a simple argument. Yay, moar dopamine!

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