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Well good news Iran nuclear ambitions will be set back 1 to 2 years.. This is great news considering Iran was a month away from a nuclear weapon 30 years ago.... You cant make this BS up
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🚨😱 LONG ISLAND WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING CAUGHT RED-HANDED!! Brentwood “Pastor” Jose Saez Jr. of Iglesia Cristiana Alumbrando El Camino (“Lighting the Way”) just got 17.5 YEARS (210 months) in federal prison for being a full-blown child predator! He Coerced a 16yo into 15 solo sex videos on Telegram, traded the CSAM with his sick online buddies, admitted to abusing MORE young boys, molested kids in a Mount Sinai park restroom, and even bragged to undercover agents about his ‘sweet spot’ being 11-15 year olds infant abuse. Told the FBI straight up: ‘I’m sorry I can’t stop.’ This ain’t just ‘certain groups’ — predators are EVERYWHERE: evangelical pastors, Jewish rabbis, Muslim imams, ALL of ‘em hiding behind pulpits and “youth ministry.” But here’s the REAL conspiracy: These 501(c)(3) tax-exempt churches get government protection donor shields while funneling access to our kids with ZERO oversight. Tax dollars indirectly funding the predator pipeline? As a Long Islander, this hits RIGHT in the gut. How many more “holy men” are running the same playbook in our backyards?? The deep church is real, folks. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Protect your kids from ALL these wolves. Like/Share/Follow @ConspiracyRetrd for the uncensored red pills they don’t want you seeing! Full bombshell: greaterlongisland.com/brentw… #ConspiracyRetard #PredatorPastor #LongIsland #501c3Scam #EvangelicalCoverUp #ProtectTheKids #RedPill #brentwood #Knicks
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Based Hunter Biden is a psyop... you've been warned.
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🚨 SEAN STRICKLAND GETS BLACKLISTED FROM UFC 250 FOR NOT BEING “ISRAELI ENOUGH”?! 😱 Bro just dropped the most unhinged “apology” tour you’ll ever see admitting the higher-ups, White House clearance, and AIPAC strings pulled him for roasting Trump Israel. He’s out here begging to prove he’s loyal while exposing how certain lobbies own the fights, the politics, and the narrative. Next they’ll tell us Epstein files “disappeared” for the same reason. Coincidence? Or full spectrum. dominance? This is peak clown world. UFC = sports entertainment for the elite? Full video from @thepoliticalgeno (absolute legend, go follow) 👇 Who else is noticing the pattern? Drop your wildest theory below 👇 #SeanStrickland #UFC250 #AIPAC #ConspiracyTheory #Trump #Israel #EpsteinFiles #DeepState #ClownWorld
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Here's Ivanka Trump with the first level of cover story for their purchase of Sazan Island in Albania, just across from the heel of Italy. It's a result of 'a lot of reflection on how I want to live', says Ivanka. And the second level of cover story? 'The island hosts 3,600 Soviet era tunnels and hardened bunkers, built to withstand a nuclear attack. Bunkers for End-Times Billionaires.' 'This is their plan for Albania - luxury resort for their rich buddies.' 'Once they've finished bribing Albanian officials and de-mined the island, they'll be able to host the ultra wealthy pedophile Epstein class again, under the Trump brand. In secret, with no accountability, and with bunkers they can use for their sick sexual fantasies and experiments on kids.' What's really going on? Any luxury resort will provide cover of a Zionist nuclear missile and SIGINT base in Europe. In recent speeches, Netanyahu has started referring to Israel not only as a “regional superpower”, but “in some respects, a global superpower”. This is not a joke. When they tell you what they are up to: Believe them. #PaxJudaica #DismantleZionism
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⛨ Christ Is King ⛨
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"Dark Matter" is a psyop. Pass it on.
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✠ Everyone Forgets This Side Of Jesus ✠
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🚨 YO. Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell on Mystery Boys just went nuclear on the Stranger Things conspiracy 😤 They’re saying the Duffer Bros ripped the Upside Down straight from Montauk Project/MKUltra files — government snatching kids, locking them in labs, pumping them full of drugs, torturing their minds… and yeah, straight-up raping them as part of the trauma-based programming to create psychic super soldiers. Eleven? That’s not fiction, that’s a leaked file with pigtails. Original title was MONTAUK for a reason. They changed it so sheeple wouldn’t see the black site truth staring back at them. Hawkins Lab = real underground hell where they broke children in every way possible to open portals and control reality. We’re in the final season IRL and the monsters are already here wearing suits. Nosebleeds after binging? Or just the psychic residue hitting you? Drop your red pills below 👇 #StrangerThings #MontaukProject #MKUltraKids #GovernmentPedos #ConspiracyRetard #MKultra #CIA
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Lmao hold up… they really cooked up “Palm Beach Pete” as the world’s worst Epstein body double? 😂💀 This dude is out here in the SAME mansion, SAME cars, SAME private jet vibes, same janky teeth, same creepy stutter, even rocking the same shirts. bro admitted on TMZ he was in NY in 2019 “seeing Epstein at parties” and took a lie detector… results? INCONCLUSIVE Facebook friends with Epstein’s relatives, went to Syracuse with the fam… but nah it’s just a retired real estate guy who came out of nowhere with zero online history before this. now he’s on Jimmy Kimmel selling merch like it’s a comedy tour. They really said “let’s make a budget Epstein cosplayer go viral so if the real one ever slips up we can just yell ‘that’s Palm Beach Pete again you schizo!!’” Peak clown world distraction. im not saying Epstein’s sipping margaritas in Palm Beach rn… but im also not NOT saying it. Who else dying at this timeline? drop your dumbest theories below, let’s cook #Epstein #EpsteinDidntKillHimself #PalmBeachPete #Trump #Iran #ConspiracyTheoryRetard #TheyLive
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🚨 MICHAEL JORDAN ISN’T HUMAN — The Wildest Conspiracy Theory That Makes Too Much Sense 🏀👽 First off… watch this clip of MJ diving for a loose ball. His arm stretches like a damn rubber band. Normal humans don’t do that. Then right after 3-peating, he randomly “retires” to play minor league baseball? 😭 Bro was the greatest of all time and chose the White Sox AA team?? Weeks later his dad gets murdered. Gambling debts to some very powerful people? They made him sit out? His hands are ALWAYS blurry in every photo. Never a clear shot. People swear they saw him sitting alone in the United Center at 3AM… just staring. This man is either: • An alien/reptilian shapeshifter • Or the NBA’s biggest cover-up You can’t explain all of it away. Who else is down this rabbit hole? Drop your craziest MJ theory 👇 #MichaelJordan #MJTheory #Conspiracy #NotHuman #NBA #GoatOrAlien #ufo #uap #Alien
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🚨 HAUNTA VIRUS IS SPREADING IN THE US NOW AND MY TINFOIL HAT IS ON FIRE 🔥😭 Cruise ship turns into floating bio-lab, 3 dead, passengers quarantined… and suddenly US states are “monitoring” exposed folks while swearing it’s NOT airborne, NOT engineered, and definitely NOT plandemic 2.0. Bro, first COVID from a bat soup, now rodent poop virus jumping ships and hitting America? Bill Gates reloading the save file and Big Pharma rubbing their hands for the $2,000 “preventative” shot. I’m over here eating cereal wondering if the milk has deer mouse special sauce. They want you scared and masked up again. I want you retarded with me, stocking tinfoil and avoiding anything with lungs. Who’s already building a bunker and blaming the lizards? Drop your wildest Haunta US spread theories below 👇 (extra points for 5G or chemtrails) #HauntaVirus #SpreadingInUS #ConspiracyTheoryRetard #PlandemicReloaded #WakeUpSheeple #SendHelpImRetarded
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🚨 CONSPIRACY THEORY RETARD REPORTING: NAZI BELL OPERATION PAPERCLIP = UFO TECH? 👽🛸 This dude drops the full lore on Die Glocke — Hitler’s alleged 12ft anti-gravity “Bell” that glowed blue, was radioactive as hell, and could power flying saucers. They even built a Stonehenge-style concrete ring to tether/test it. At war’s end, SS officer Hans Kammler allegedly traded this forbidden tech to the US in exchange for freedom… right as Operation Paperclip scooped up hundreds of Nazi scientists. Coincidence? Now with fresh UFO/UAP file drops happening — is some of this “non-human” craft actually repackaged Nazi super tech? Mainstream calls it a hoax… but they called Paperclip a conspiracy too until it wasn’t. What’s your theory, retards? 👇 Drop it in comments. #DieGlocke #OperationPaperclip #NaziUFO #UFOFiles #UAPDisclosure #HiddenHistory #ConspiracyTheoryRetard
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🚨 NASCAR GOAT Kyle Busch DEAD at 41… just MONTHS after he exposed what he called a MASSIVE insurance scam and settled for $850 MILLION with Pacific Life?! They’re calling it a “mysterious sudden illness.” He was coughing up blood in a simulator one day… gone the next. Bro went public, called it one of the biggest scams in history, helped blow the lid off… and now he’s silenced forever? Coincidence or they took him out for talking? Watch the full video and tell me I’m a retard if this doesn’t smell off 👇 What do you think actually happened? Drop your wildest theory below 👀 #KyleBusch #NASCAR #Conspiracy #InsuranceScam #PacificLife #DiedSuddenly #ConspiracyTheory
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Now that we’re all aware of masks being used on Faux News… can we circle back to this topic real quick?
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Dr. Oz, head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services Here with Marina Abramovic It’s a big club
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