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This move is known as the "Foid Triple Dip," and it's not for the faint of heart. It's a three-step process for maximum internet attention: 1) Post a selfie doing something controversial for engagement 2) After controversy, post about how awful it is that you, Just A Girl, can't post a selfie without INCELS posting hateful things 3) Finish up with a reflection on all the trolling, letting the incels know that you're out here living your best life Most attention-thirsty foids would stop at step 1, unable to take the heat. But pull all three off, and you're up there with Oxford Smell Girl, and can translate this to real-world gains ("Oh, you're that Ant girl who dealt with all that terrible abuse online"). Success with this move just might make your career, so good luck ladies!
Imagine seething with rage because I posted about getting my PhD, meanwhile I’m sitting in my beautiful office doing what I love all day ✨
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I love this country. I love London with everything I’ve got. It’s the greatest city on Earth or at least, it used to be. And I’ll tell you this now: anyone who says London is safer today than it was ten, fifteen years ago is lying through their teeth. I’ve worked these streets my whole life. Grafted on market stalls since I was a kid. Rain or shine, cold mornings, long days I’ve done it all over London and the surrounding counties. It’s in my blood. I don’t know anything else and I don’t want anything else. I love the graft, the energy, the people. I love giving someone a proper deal and seeing them walk off with a smile. But it ain’t safe out there anymore. The streets have changed. And not for the better. Honestly only just Fifteen years ago, you had better community. You had characters. People would stop, have a chat, laugh with you. You had respect. Now? It’s a lot colder. It’s more hostile. It’s tense. You get people arguing, stealing, mugging. I’ve had more fights in the past few years than I ever did when I started. And for what? Just trying to earn a living. And it breaks my heart to say this but London don’t feel like London no more. The police ain’t on the beat. The people are scared. And it’s the older generation I worry about most. Their joy was getting out to the market, having a cup of tea in the café, seeing familiar faces. Now they’re prisoners in their own homes and they are too frightened to walk down their own street. That’s not the London I grew up in. That’s not the London I love. London has fallen. But I’m not giving up on it. I still believe in this gaff. I still believe in its people. And I believe it can rise again. But we need change. Real change. We need safety. We need pride. We need leadership that understands the streets, the markets, the working class. People like me. Because I’m not here to moan. I’m here to fight for what’s right. And I will never stop fighting for this gaff, for London. because it’s my we’re my family are from, it’s the absolute governor of a place, and it deserves better. It needs a bit of love. Who’s joining me? Bosh❤️🇬🇧
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Found one @OzzyManReviews
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Jordan Peterson has never been the same since Andrew Tate fucked his daughter
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Return to Tamriel and close shut the jaws of Oblivion in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered. Available Today! elderscrolls.bethesda.net/ob…
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There’s a kid who has only trained one trap for most of a year and it’s one of the most autistic things I’ve ever seen
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2 Apr 2025
got that shit tatted on me
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"eerily heterosexual" I am tired of clownworld bros
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If you've noticed the world of Inzoi is eerily heterosexual, don't fret—the distinct lack of gay Zois is a known issue. pc-gamer.visitlink.me/5zaIrV
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“a girl has been raped!” “that’s horrible! who did it?” “not sure.” “well what does he look like?” “can’t say.” “… can we at least speculate about who it was?” “no.” why does the UK even bother having police at this point? is it purely to arrest people for mean tweets?
16 Mar 2025
Manhunt launched for 'rapist' after girl, 13, attacked in town centre trib.al/nq2a5Wy
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Someone found this tweet and I forgot about it and I can't stop laughing 😂

6 Mar 2025
You know what's going to happen every time they see each other 🤣 @AlexPereiraUFC | @DC_MMA | #UFC313
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🆘 WELCOME TO MELBOURNE Send help🔪🥷🔪 Violent crime stories from the LAST 7 DAYS in Melbourne. All of these crimes were committed migrants, predominantly by African migrants. 🔴14 year of girl stabbed 12 times at Epping Shopping Plaza. 🔴40 year old man & 18 year old teen were stabbed in a Bunnings car park by a group African men. 🔴24 year-old victim was repeatedly stabbed several times by an African man in Footscray. 🔴Woman at a car wash slashed during machete attack by an African man in Melb south- east. 🔴73 yr old Keysborough man had his face & throat repeatedly slashed with a machete during a home invasion. 🔴A 36yo woman escaped an African attacker while walking by the Werribee River. 🔴African man attempted to carjack several women during a terrifying rampage in Frankston. 🔴A 77 year old Kew woman was slashed with a machete during a home invasions. 🔴Melbourne couple woken at 4am by a gang of African teens standing over their bed during a home invasion. 🔴A brazen African hit & run driver returned to the scene of the crime 30 mins later & threatened to "skin the faces" of terrified Melbourne residents attempting to help the victim. 🔴An Indian massage therapist has pleaded guilty to almost 100 sex abuse charges after preying on 40 female clients 🔴Children have narrowly escaped serious injury after bullets came flying into their bedroom while they were sound asleep. 🔴Two young African males have been charged with murder following the stabbing of a young man at a bus stop in Melbourne's south-west. 🔴Man stabbed to death at Sir Charles Hotel in Geelong, Victoria. The murderer has been arrested. 🔴In Hoppers Crossing in Melbourne's west, two innocent victims were chased by offenders armed with machetes during a terrifying carjacking attempt in broad daylight. 🔴 During an aggravated burglary in Prahran a victim was threatened with a machete & a Subaru Impreza was stolen. @JacintaAllanMP @MoiraDeemingMP @craigkellyXXX @Dittloff4Senate @SuellenW @LibertariansAus @TrumpetPatriots
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26 Feb 2025
10 years before the mast #MyXAnniversary
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21 Feb 2025
Female pilot prank from 1963.🤣
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