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Corinne Stratton @CorinneStratton

Data detective by day, folk singer by night. Tweeting about #data, #WomenInIT, #diversity, music in cafés, nonsense.

Joined May 2014
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Please buy my house. It's really nice. rightmove.co.uk/property-for…
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Phew! x.com/dpatil/status/10164196…

dj patil
@dpatil
9 Jul 2018
To be clear, I'm saying you DO NOT need a PhD to do data science x.com/dpatil/status/10164164…
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Start of week 5 in my #newjob and I've got my two screens. Four #spreadsheets at once: it's the only way to fly. #data
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lightningstarr@lightningstarr
18 Jun 2018
My boyfriend asked me to text him updates from the #ENGTUN game as he's on his way home. You can't say it's not accurate. #WorldCup
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Got #Iceland in the office #WorldCup sweepstakes. Pretty pleased with it tbh x.com/grappleshark/status/10…
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Just changed jobs for this very reason... #anecdotal #oursurveysays x.com/The_Digital_COO/status…
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Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
14 Jun 2018
But my emails. x.com/kyledcheney/status/100…

Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheney
14 Jun 2018
IG found that on numerous occasions, COMEY used a personal GMail account to conduct official FBI business, according to source briefed on the report.
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Day 4 at #newjob: colleagues jokingly suggest putting up a basketball hoop. Is it too soon to mention the giant catapult we made out of rubber bands at my old work? Definitely too soon to bring up fun snaps #office #stationery #explosions
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Day 2 at #newjob and I'm bringing in my #data books. Wife flipped through this over breakfast. "What's a vlookup?" "It's the beginning of a beautiful romance."
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Just made tomorrow's #lunch, then saw this #machine. Yes I only ever butter two slices of bread (four if I'm being extraordinarily generous) but I could do those so much more satisfyingly. #want x.com/MachinePix/status/1004…

MachinePix
@MachinePix
5 Jun 2018
Butter spreader by @OffundoSpreader.
New colleague: "I assume you'll want two screens?" Me: "I'M HOME!" #newjob #data #twoscreens #noregrets
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Left my other half at home, scoping out possible #holiday destinations: "Quedlinburg is an impossibly quaint little town, ruled by #women for most of its #history. Quedlinburg was Germany's first capital." On the list. #whoruntheworld #girlpower
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Day 1 at new job. This is what's outside the office. #countryside #farm #cows
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SO SATISFYING. Yes I pulled over just to take this photo. #cardashboard #literaldashboard #unf
Last day at my current company. Walked to the nearby lake one last time with a cake, a takeaway coffee, and 33% of the swans that usually hang out here. #lastgoodbye #pasturesnew #nextchapter #otherpretentiousphrases
Also how I carry my cats x.com/UberFacts/status/10036…

UberFacts
@UberFacts
4 Jun 2018
This is how possum moms carry their babies!
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My current job wasn't very data-tweet friendly, but I'm starting a new one in a week. Hopefully I can get back to spouting graphy statsy nonsense on the regular. #confidentiality #chathamhouse #whathappensatworkstaysatwork #data #graphs #stats #nonsense
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Colleague: "I need to go to the Apple shop" Me: "Do you mean the greengrocer?" Colleague: stares Me: laughs like a drain
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Asked my colleague for ideas on what my #boss might like for #Christmas. "Why don't you make her a mixtape?" ...Because I'm not 12 and I don't have a crush on her.
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Retweeted by a flirty robot! I've arrived! x.com/minqyukim/status/90879…
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