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12 Oct 2023
The good thing about a human being is knowing you own a car in your mind but physically you own a bike. It's fiction until you get it.
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People want to vote for Kalonzo to send Ruto home forgetting these political cousins since Moi era.
May 6
The illusion of replacing leaders
2002: “We just need to replace Moi.”
Nobody cared about fixing the system.
2007: “We just need to replace Kibaki.”
No talk of systemic change
2022: “We just need to replace Uhuru.”
Infact vote Ruto to punish Uhuru
2027: “We just need to replace Ruto.”
Same illusion. Anyone but Ruto!
2032: “We just need to replace whoever”
A broken system eventually reproduces the same outcomes, no matter who sits at the top.
Can we discuss how we can reform the broken system atleast?
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Co-parenting is taking a toll in Kenya with increase of up 90% of married women engaging in cheating while 10% of men in marriage engaged in cheating. More men raising kids whom they have no DNA match unknowingly.
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It's that time that PSVs cars and matatus should be allowed to fuel in petrol stations and taxi ailing apps to introduce ride shares. This will will enhance fuel reserves. Personal cars zikae home. @StateHouseKenya @WilliamsRuto @OpiyoWandayi
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Motivational speaker from the wrong person😂😂
Mar 31
“Men thrive because they have wives, get yourself a few wives.” Caroline Mutoko’s advice to ladies during a Women’s Day conference resurfaces.
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AI
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Financial stable,tall and dark, named Kevi and Brayo, dust🤣🤣
Mar 9
Lady breaks down emotionally after struggling to find love and giving her all to the wrong people.
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Pesa hakuna lazima itafutwe🤣🤣
Drama! Woman who went viral recently after a pharmacy staff member dispensed a skin medication instead of the eye drops prescribed for the baby, causes drama outside the phamarcy after being served with a demand letter to apologise within 72 hours
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Always empty place😭😭🤣
Feb 28
A Kenyan man booked an entire restaurant at the JW Marriott Hotel Nairobi to have dinner with Dr. Zippy, a thespian.
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When change comes we must embrace it
Watu wa Githurai open market mtusamehe vile Kimani wa Matangi we asked him to forgive us. Us Kenyans we want development and any slight project that brings change we support it no matter who we support politically. @SakajaJohnson
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He is in the party to eying for that top post of @TheODMparty otherwise his heart is with Sifunas. Wait and see
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If you ever want to have a bet in your house then consider a cat. Cats sense danger in advance especially if you they love you, you will be safe all-time.
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That Russian was not doing good to our girls. Sasa ona huyu, najua awezi ongea boys age mates wake coz class Iko huko juu, but a blogger from YouTube who maybe is making coins to move around through social media🤣🤣
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She forgets that those wazungu have been cheating in their country while have families left behind to come and enjoy sex where the law is flexible for them. Ask club Zero along Kaparisarian road🤣🤣
Feb 16
A Kenyan woman has sparked online debate after openly declaring her preference for dating white men over Kenyan men.
In her remarks, she claimed Kenyan men are unfaithful and “not fun,” sentiments that quickly divided social media users
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No Kenyan girl and I say no Kenyan girl should raise standards when approached by any man in Kenya after the Russian guy did dirty to a good sample that represents 98% of Kenyan girls.
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I stand with Edwin Sifuna politically. A strong astute Kenyan with principles when it comes to politics
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David Masega (I engage with brains) retweeted
Kenyans are ungovernable 😂😂
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Gachagua is like, wewe ni mole ongea uende.
Millicent Omanga publicly denounces UDA and declares her support for DCP and United Opposition.
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People who speak like this have never done what they say, mafurumbanya ndio zao za Marionettes wa Opande
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Kanyari is milking every possible content of relevance through her🤣🤣😜, enyewe akili no nywele
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Blogging is so good, my come back will incorporate training both offline and online.
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