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I guess all you had to do was call Michelle Obama a man to get the left understand there are only 2 genders, kek!
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I’ll have a Sprite. In a sealed bottle.
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When I point the remote directly at the TV, nothing happens.
If I accidentally drop it between the couch cushions, it switches from Netflix to Hulu, opens four apps, changes the subtitles to Portuguese, and somehow starts playing Christmas music.
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The Carolina Hurricanes won the Stanley Cup last night and nothing burned down.
Imagine that...
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🚨BREAKING: First unofficial gameplay footage from Madden 27 career mode has been leaked.
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The Pirates when it’s time to challenge a ball or strike
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Why are liberals big mad that Michelle Obama is a man?
I thought they love Trans people.
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Biggest lie ever told 😂
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Jun 15
We Asked AI To Make Soccer Less Boring
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Jun 15
Josh Hokit vs Michelle Obama is the main event America deserves 🇺🇸
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Jun 15
Michelle Obama is Michael Robinson.
A transgender.
Barrack Obama is Barry Soetoro.
A gay man.
Why is that so hard for some to understand?🥴
Jun 15
Joan Rivers told reporters Michelle Obama was a Transexual and that Barack Obama was the first gay President in 2014
She died just months after this statement, many speculate there was foul play
Now today in 2026, UFC fighter Josh Hokit openly announces “Michelle Obama is a man” to the entire world live. Everyone cheers
At one point in time people were afraid of making this statement because they thought they could be killed
Now today, no one is afraid
We’ve come a long way
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