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Jun 15
โ๐ช๐ธ Lamine Yamal NI ANOTร NI ASISTIร en su debut en la copa del mundo contra Cabo Verde
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Jun 15
the people who barely blinked over white house staffers having anal sex in congress and yaas queen'd while trans people were flashing and shaking their tits on the white house lawn during an event with children present and are clutching their pearls over..
..a competitive fighting and wrestling ex-president's office being used as a locker room by.. competitive fighters..?
Jun 15
Talk about the disgrace... They turned the Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building into the locker room for the UFC fighters
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Jun 13
I'm not kidding when I tell you my daughter is possibly the most beautiful creature to walk the earth
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Jun 13
He had to wrap his left arm around his head to take this picture
Jun 13
3lb 60-day dry-aged bone-in sirloin about to go on the grill.
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Jun 12
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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Jun 12
this is awesome and all but my lord she's so hot
Jun 12
Today, Iโm releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.
In support of President Trumpโs Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what โresearchโ is being conducted.
odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/โฆ
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Jun 11
whether or not you're good at your job, if you can get a laugh that comes close to derailing a 10 person meeting your job security is bulletproof.
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Jun 11
this is just what my scrotum does if I rest it in my palm.
A day in Manhattan, warped so that distance โ drive time. Drive times swell in the morning and evening rush hour, then contract in the night.
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Jun 11
I can't tell what's real and what's bait anymore
Black people actually need to start doing this for each other. Its what every other race does and that's why they can more successfully codify to accomplish goals. Understanding the actual truth is important but when competing with other groups we should be more race forward
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Jun 11
kind of wild that some drone engineer was like "what if I can just keep it plugged in?" and then it worked phenomenally.
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Jun 11
this is gonna be a popular one when she's deported
Jun 10
One-way ticket to where you came from with your name on it, Nancy. ๐๐ฝ
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Jun 10
it's been 6 months since they took slack away and forced us into google chat.
it doesn't get better.
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Jun 10
My friend goes, โfound some new white people music today.โ And then he put on Local Natives
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Jun 10
An Irish person will never take the direct route. They would honestly make excellent spies as they would drive their captors to madness before any actual useful information was drawn out of them.
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Jun 10
injecting strangers with bcp 157 at a music festival and telling them "welcome to the world of gains"
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Jun 9
girlfriends are insane because theyโre like claude mythos for ignoring practical solutions to minor inconveniences
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