I write creature features. Come for the action, stay for the thrills!
Joined January 2022
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You found me!
While you're here, come check out my creature features and where to get them at creatureauthor.com
(Hint: You can get signed copies there too)
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Be awesome, stay awesome!
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This will never not be funny.
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Sandbox on Jurassic World Evolution 3 is overly addictive.
And honestly, it's a nice creative break.
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Hehe... Guest 592 has been lost for so long that they're not in RollerCoaster Tycoon anymore... I wonder what the chances of a Jurassic World Evolution 3 raptor finding them is.
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Overheard this gold from some random kid at the store today:
"What if an asteroid like the one that killed Earth's dinosaurs hit Middle Earth? Do you think anyone would even care about the ring at that point?"
Ya know what... How would ANY fantasy world handle that calamity?
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Jun 11
Steven Spielberg's 'Jurassic Park' released 33 years ago today 🦖
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Have you seen @J0hnADouglas's new book coming out soon?
Because this looks awesome!
amazon.com/dp/B0H46WZPNS
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SPYRO?!?! (yes, Spyro)
Spyro: A Realm Beyond is coming Spring 2027 | #XBOXShowcase
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Pre-order the #HaloCE Collector's Edition right now and get:
🎮 Halo: CE Premium Edition
👑 12” Master Chief Statue
🛡️ Collectible Steelbook®
💻 Cortana Data Chip
⚔️The Foundry & Alpha Halo Armory Packs
🎨 3 Concept Art Prints
📚 Printed Game Manual
📖 Digital Art book & Short Story
👀 Up to Five Days Early Access
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It is time to get some reading in!
Well... Research...
Here's what I'm reading!
What are you reading?
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Creature Author retweeted
Nashville zoo fights against proposed 69,000 square ft data center next to animal sanctuary
Their petition already has over 150,000 signatures
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I have the most absurd author dreams sometimes.
But just think of how seamless researching to note taking to writing while doom scrolling and marketing on all my social medias can be with this setup.
Now if 1,800 of you would kindly buy a book or two, that would be epic.
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Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.
A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned next to the Zoo, but no environmental impact studies have been conducted. Sign our petition to help protect the animals in our care ➡️ c.org/KxhXznzBcD
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The first trailer for ‘ICE AGE 6: BOILING POINT’ has been released.
In theaters on February 5, 2027.
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If you're looking for an epic, high fantasy series of big books, well developed characters and in depth world building with grand stories and mighty battles, then 'The Mushroom Knight' has you covered. Currently 3 books out, and book 4 coming in the near future.
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First look at the LEGO Sagrada Família
It is the largest LEGO set ever made at 12,060 pieces.
Will cost $800.
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You only think about yourselves.
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Someone brought up the idea of making a flip book thing with the corner of their book for page numbers. And I'm like:
"that sounds really cool! That sounds really ambitious! That sounds like a lot of effort to make people buy paperbacks."
All at once.
But honestly, I would.
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A ‘WAR MACHINE’ sequel is in the works at Netflix.
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