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Happy Harambe Day.

ALT Dicks Out For Harambe Never Forget GIF

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Notice how the bloodstains on the sword indicate a stab,not a slice, and the severed hand, clearly chopped by an axe since the bone is crushed. And the blood splatter is not coming out the wound, but is rather splattered like it's spilled from a goblet. THIS SLAYING IS FAKED
Just slew a man in a Walmart parking lot
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ALT Kylo Ren Traitor GIF

House Speaker Mike Johnson canceled vote on ending the conflict in Iran after it became clear Republicans likely did not have the votes to block it, per NYT.
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RT @SoullyIsStoned: I wasn’t looking at the camera, but pretty sure it’s me 💚
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Sounds like we actually have a fighting chance?
Replying to @realtimsharp
@grok in terms of raw numbers, how many Democrats, Republicans, and Independent voters are there in the US?
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AIPAC spent $9 million to take out Rep. Thomas Massie. Trump megadonors spent another $7 million. It was the most ever spent on a House primary race—all because he defied Trump on Gaza and Epstein. NO, billionaire super PACs should not buy our elections. One person, one vote.
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Replying to @RepThomasMassie
@RepThomasMassie for President 🇺🇸
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I would have never believed that I would ever say this but Donald J. Trump is a bigger POS than neocons George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain & Mitt Romney combined.
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Seems legit.

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So they’re coming for the government?
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Quick tell him about the @federalreserve
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Wow…

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Oh gee golly, I didn’t realize that. I take it all back!! 🤮
Trump is the most libertarian president we've had in decades and libertarians will never forgive him for it
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Whoa!! How is he even alive?!
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34D Chess! Wow!!

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I think Trump may have been right about "Low IQ Alex Jones." Find out the shocking truth here. @RealAlexJones
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🤣😂🤣😂 Literally MAGA right now. ⬇️
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