Crime Chronicler โ€ข Court Reporter โ€ข Time Traveler

Joined April 2026
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Mackinac Island, Michigan
Iโ€˜ve visited Florida, New York, New Jersey, California & Illinois now. Which state should I explore next? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I guess @elonmusk needs to help with the inevitable legal challenges to this law, unless he wants to pay tens of millions in extra taxes to Illinois every year.
What the hell is Illinois doing? Why is everyone insane?
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This is unintentionally hilarious.
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This guy is so funny (and cute). If he was in Wisconsin, I would buy him a beer.
ใ€ใ‚ขใƒกใƒชใ‚ซ5ๆ—ฅ็›ฎ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšฝ๏ธใ€‘ ไบˆๅฎšใ‚’ๅค‰ๆ›ด ๅพŒ่ผฉใฎ่ปŠใซไน—ใ›ใฆใ‚‚ใ‚‰ใฃใฆ ใƒ€ใƒฉใ‚นโ†’ใƒ’ใƒฅใƒผใ‚นใƒˆใƒณ ใƒ†ใ‚ญใ‚ตใ‚นBBQใ€็พŽๅ‘ณใ™ใŽ ๅฏ„ใ‚Š้“ใ—ใพใใฃใฆ ๅคขใ ใฃใŸๅˆใƒกใ‚ธใƒฃใƒผ่ฆณๆˆฆโšพ๏ธๆœ€้ซ˜ ๅฎฟใฏๆ˜ ็”ปใงใ‚ˆใ่ฆ‹ใŸใƒขใƒผใƒ†ใƒซ ๅฟƒ้…ใ ใฃใŸใ‘ใฉใ„ใ„ๅฎฟ๏ผ โ€ฆใจๆ€ใฃใฆใ€ๅค–ๅ‡บใŸใ‚‰ ไธ‹ๅŠ่บซไธธๅ‡บใ—ใฎๅฅณๆ€งใ„ใŸ this is America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #atomworldcup
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Cornucopia Of Crime ๐Ÿ”Ž retweeted
Replying to @WelBeast
When our school buses get tired of carrying kids around, they enter the field and fight to their death like true gladiators.
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77 years of life, remembered for hating Trump. Many such cases to come, probably.
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'ALF' Star Anne Schedeen Dies at 77; Family Remembers Her 'Burning Hatred for Trump' variety.com/2026/tv/news/annโ€ฆ
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Candace: When we said "denied" we meant something else. Typical.
Do you have nothing better to do than be a nitpicking little bitch in front of the world? Are you not embarrassed that other countries can read this account? When we said โ€œdeniedโ€ we meant denied the mandated 20 day turnaround for an FOIA response. We WERE, in fact, denied that citing โ€œunusual circumstancesโ€. Which is why we included a link to the full episode where we showed on what 3 grounds that denial was made plus suggesting adjustments from your office. Do you have a better way to spend our tax dollars then behaving like a boomer who doesnโ€™t understand that X is meant to be pithy? Is โ€œclickbaitโ€ a legitimate Department of Justice concern? Who is running this account? Can we FOIA that? ๐Ÿคก
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"How many people in this room are prepared to defend adult strangers contacting children" - from the leader of the largest grooming gang country in the world. This isn't about children, and everybody knows it.
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'Will a future government use the powers that you are bringing in to ban people they don't like form social media.' @christopherhope questions Keir Starmer on what his newly announced social media ban means for the future of freedom of speech in the UK.
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Sometimes in America we just do things because they're fun, and because we can. You wouldn't understand.
I'm not American Can someone from that country explain why the president is hosting a UFC match at the White House?
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RT @TRobinsonNewEra: Horrific scenes out of Burnley, England today as a 17yr old girl is stabbed in the throat in broad daylight. https://tโ€ฆ
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Cornucopia Of Crime ๐Ÿ”Ž retweeted
Itโ€™s been fascinating to watch Europeans run around America while here for the World Cup. Theyโ€™re eating Texas barbecue, and touring state parks, like itโ€™s a lifelong dream. And we take it all for granted. Americans spend so much time arguing with each other, that we forget how inspiring this country is. Probably by design.
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Europoors sure do get cranky over a joke. I'd tell them to chill out, but they don't have air conditioning.
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Good at getting fucking fat yeah Can you not watch a sport without stuffing your fucking fat faces for 90 minutes?
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Charleston White, who previously lied that Austin Metcalf was a fentanyl & steroid addict with an abusive father, now claims he'll raise $1million for an appeal. Don't be fooled - any $ raised will go straight into his grifter wallet.
Replying to @ImMeme0
This is the same piece of ๐Ÿ’ฉ who said that Austin was a fentanyl and steroid addict last year, as well as claiming that his dad was an abuser. He's garbage.
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Fine. Promise me you'll be nice!
Replying to @CrimeCornucopia
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Cornucopia Of Crime ๐Ÿ”Ž retweeted
For a rational, non-emotional breakdown of the case, misinfo from both sides, and potential appeal arguments, @NatetheLawyer does an excellent job of explaining it all. youtube.com/live/Vk5HWulimk0โ€ฆ
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Legal scholar, Cardi B, has entered the chat
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Cornucopia Of Crime ๐Ÿ”Ž retweeted
This last two weeks in Ireland migrants and their offspring have: -Beheaded a woman -Attempted beheading of a man -Hunted, beat to death and filmed the murder of an man. -A mob of them stabbed a man to death on Irelands busiest shopping street. -Are on the street doing Voodoo curses and rituals on Irelands oldest department store because one of their co-ethnics died after repeatedly robbing the place and breaking and 80 year old hip. So today Finna Fail would like you to know that they are putting an African migrant in a position of power so these people can one day rule you. This party and everyone like them need to burn for what they've done.
๐ŸŽ‰ Last month, Cllr Uruemu Adejinmi was elected Vice President of Fianna Fรกil. Born in Nigeria and proud to call Longford home for more than 23 years, Uruemu made history in 2021 as Ireland's first Black female mayor.
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Here we go
BREAKING: VERDICT REACHED IN TX v Karmelo Anthony.
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Gross. I'll summarize in advance what they'll discuss: Jews, TPUSA, Jews, Erika Kirk, Jews, an imaginary and impossible new conservative party, and Jews. Sprinkle in Trump and others who are controlled by Jews. Buckley will sound retarded and Megyn will swear like a sailor.
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