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I got this Mfker! Tip , make sure your report is pretty and all that crap or else they will make you retype it again Over all 10/10 exam
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#BREAKING: H-1B fraud investigation uncovers thousands of counterfeit degrees in India.
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ā€¼ļøšŸšØ BREAKING: Another researcher skipped coordinated disclosure entirely and dropped a critical 1-click GitHub token theft in public because he doesn't want to deal with MSRC. In his own words: "I really don't want to deal with MSRC on VSCode bugs." The bug: just clicking a link can hand an attacker a GitHub token that reads AND writes to all your repos, including private ones. It lives in github[.]dev, GitHub's browser-based VSCode editor, which passes the browser an OAuth token that isn't scoped to a single repo. That token can touch everything you can. Researcher Ammar Askar found that VSCode's sandboxed "webviews" leak keyboard events to the main editor. A malicious repo opened via one link can simulate keystrokes, install a local extension that skips VSCode's publisher-trust check, and exfiltrate your token. He published a working proof-of-concept. He says when he reports github[.]dev bugs, GitHub tells him they're out of scope and to go report to MSRC, and a prior VSCode bug he reported was silently fixed with no credit. One commenter summed up the mood: "MSRC has turned into Feedback Hub."
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They forgot to add "We will only pursue legal action if you don't do it exactly like we told you to do it and even if you do it like we told you to, we will still sue you anyways." That public threat could've been just an email for me, but you know I don't care enough.
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AI this and AI that Aye, I still need you to Cash App me for brunch
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Change your IP every 10 secs automatically
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🚨BREAKING: THE AI BUBBLE HAS STARTED TO BURST MICROSOFT JUST TOLD 100,000 ENGINEERS TO STOP USING CLAUDE BECAUSE THE BILLS EXPLODED.. UBER BURNED ITS ENTIRE ANNUAL AI BUDGET BY APRIL.. Microsoft invested $5 billion in Anthropic.. gave 100,000 engineers Claude Code access.. encouraged adoption.. watched usage explode.. then the invoices arrived.. and issued an internal order to cancel nearly all Claude Code licenses by end of June and force everyone onto their own cheaper tool.. the company that bet $5 billion on Anthropic just told its own engineers to stop using Anthropic's product because it costs too much.. Uber rolled out Claude Code in December 2025.. by March 84% of their 5,000 engineers were using it.. 70% of all committed code was coming from AI.. heavy users burning $500 to $2,000 per month each.. the CTO spent $1,200 in a single two-hour demo.. they built internal leaderboards gamifying AI consumption.. and blew the entire annual budget by April with eight months remaining.. then Nvidia's VP of applied deep learning said it out loud.. "for my team the cost of compute is far beyond the costs of the employees".. a VP at the company that sells the chips said using AI costs more than paying humans.. but here's the part that broke my brain.. Goldman Sachs forecasts a 24x increase in token consumption by 2030.. Gartner says even as per-token prices drop 90% total enterprise AI costs go UP because agents consume exponentially more tokens per task.. the more powerful and useful the AI becomes the more expensive it is to run at the scale that makes it transformative.. every CEO for two years said the same thing on every earnings call.. AI reduces headcount and cuts costs.. the stock went up every time.. workers got fired.. stock went up.. AI strategy announced.. stock went up.. $725 billion in AI infrastructure spending this year across Big Tech.. and the first companies to actually deploy these tools at real scale are already pulling back because the invoice arrived before the productivity gain was large enough to cover it.. the gap between what the earnings call said and what the invoices say.. is the most important number in markets right now.. and nobody on Wall Street has priced it in yet.
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Microsoft has banned Nightmare Eclipse from GitHub: github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse… This is the researcher who disclosed several zero-days after Microsoft also deleted their MSRC account. They have now moved on to GitLab: deadeclipse666.blogspot.com/ (h/t to: @campuscodi@mastodon.social)

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May 21
He went full Hollywood mask.
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Replying to @MarioNawfal
Watch this video carefully… something definitely feels off šŸ‘½šŸ‘½
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🚨 BREAKING: France’s Digital ID System Hacked—Sensitive Data of 19 Million Citizens Now Sold on the Dark Web France’s centralized digital identity platform, operated by France Titres (formerly ANTS), suffered a major breach on April 15, 2026. Hackers stole records affecting roughly one-third of the French population and started auctioning them on dark web forums. The exposed database contains: • Full names • Email addresses and phone numbers • Dates and places of birth • Postal addresses • Unique government account IDs This information gives criminals powerful tools for identity theft, phishing campaigns, synthetic identities, and large-scale financial fraud. The system manages passports, national ID cards, driver’s licenses, residency permits, and vehicle registrations. Officials confirmed no biometric photos or uploaded documents were taken, but the core personal data is now circulating. Hackers operating under aliases like ā€œbreach3dā€ and ā€œExtaseHuntersā€ posted the massive dump soon after the intrusion. French authorities acknowledged the security incident and are notifying affected individuals, though the sheer scale makes rapid alerts challenging. France has seen multiple major government data breaches recently, including student records via ƉduConnect, bank account details, and medical information. Centralized systems handling vast amounts of linked personal data create high-value targets that attract persistent attackers. Action steps if you’re in France or have connections there: • Closely monitor all financial and government accounts • Strengthen 2FA on every service • Stay alert for phishing attempts impersonating official agencies • Consider credit monitoring or freezes where available French authorities detained a 15-year-old suspect on April 25 in connection with the breach. The teenager is believed to have operated under the alias ā€œbreach3dā€ and offered between 12 and 18 million records for sale on hacking forums. Prosecutors in Paris have opened a formal investigation into the minor on computer crime charges. The full story is still unfolding as more details emerge about how the breach occurred and the exact scope of the exposure. This incident highlights the profound dangers of centralized digital ID systems. When governments consolidate citizens’ most sensitive personal information into single, internet-connected databases, they create massive single points of failure. One successful hack can expose millions instantly, turning everyday personal details into weapons for widespread fraud and surveillance. As nations push for broader digital ID adoption, this breach serves as a stark reminder that convenience and control come at the steep price of heightened vulnerability for entire populations.
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šŸšØšŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗ EU surveillance is reaching INSANE levels Brussels wants to scan your private messages, photos and files... even in encrypted apps. ā€œChat Control 2ā€ is mass surveillance dressed up as ā€œsafety.ā€ That’s not democracy. That’s DIGITAL TOTALITARIANISM.
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I love how this hantavirus breaks out on an isolated ship full of people from all over the world, and the immediate solution is to send everyone who was exposed right back to their home countries around the globe. Brilliant containment strategy.
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removed masters degree from my cv and got three calls i don't know what to say anymore
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After not receiving a raise in the four years I’ve worked at BHIS they’ve now decided to reduce my pay by $40k after coming back from maternity leave and moving my role to solely pentesting. So I am looking for a new position effective immediately if anyone has any leads šŸ˜‡
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JUST IN: Study reveals AI now outperforms doctors at diagnosing emergency room patients.
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If your domain ends with .lovable.dev you are not a founder
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Anyone who voted to install spyware inside of our vehicles should be removed from Congress. This is tyranny.
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🚨 FORD’S NIGHTMARE TRUCK IS HERE — They just patented a truck that you won’t own, but will OWN YOU! • AI cameras read your face, eyes, emotions & ā€œfitness to drive.ā€ • Won’t let you shift out of park if it thinks you’re not calm enough. • Live feeds to insurance companies & cops. • Biometric scans running you against criminal databases in real time. • Lip-reading tech mics that eavesdrop on every conversation for targeted ads. You paid for it. You have the title. But Ford decides if you actually get to drive it. Drop a . If FORD can kiss your ass rumble.com/v792igs-fords-nig…
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