🧠 Onchain content & brand storytelling | ✍️ Coffee with Captain newsletter

Joined March 2022
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Naming 5 Pokémon should be easy, right? It was not. Started with Charizard and Blastoise. Ended with “Mootwo,” plus Chansey and Rayquaza getting absolutely cooked. Shoutout to @Beezie for gifting the community some Claw Pulls
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Caught the Rekt logo on the Faze jersey while watching some CS2. Looks good @osf_rekt
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Is Magic Eden really packing it up? I guess they’re cutting off an arm to save the body. Not sure how they don’t just bleed out though
NEW: MAGIC EDEN TO SHUTTER BITCOIN AND EVM MARKETPLACES, SUNSET MULTI-CHAIN WALLET - PER @blockspace SOURCES SOURCE: blockspace.media/insight/mag…
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It’s Saturday night in 2006. You grab a snack and flip on Toonami. The intro hits. Naruto Shippuden. Blue Bird. And for 90 seconds, you're locked in. Is there a better anime opening than this? I honestly can’t think of one.
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Finally deciding to teach myself agentic workflows. What’s the point of being early to the tech of you’re not going to experiment?
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Alright @nikitabier I need dark mode back. You can break a lot of things on X, but this is where I draw the line
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Satoshi must have woken up
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Trump wasn’t lying when he said he’s done more for crypto than anyone. This Bitcoin crash is historic

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Pain retweeted
JUST IN: Elon Musk says money can't buy happiness.
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ChatGPT is down. Claude is down. This is what the end feels like
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Coming back to this interview in January of 2026. How is everyone feeling about Abstract's tge potential?
What did @LucaNetz learn from the $PENGU launch that he will do differently for the upcoming @AbstractChain token launch? The @pudgypenguins token launch taught Luca a crucial lesson: loyalty matters more than speculation. Next time, with the Abstract Token, he will prioritise thoughtful distribution, rewarding those who commit early, not the ones rushing in at the last second.
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Love to see Jeff staying true to Hyperliquid’s core
Integrity has always been one of Hyperliquid's core values. The house of all finance must be credibly neutral. This means no private investors, no market maker deals, and no protocol fees to any company. The initial state of any blockchain is a crucial part of its story that can never be erased. The original ethos of Bitcoin was a permissionless network accessible to all. Hyperliquid's genesis distribution followed this spirit, going entirely to early users with core contributors excluded. The full distribution is verifiable onchain without obfuscation. This principle of fairness frustrates a few users and builders who are used to special treatment. It means that Labs has zero tolerance for team members with integrity yellow flags. It means we do things the hard way as a community. But the world deserves a financial system owned by the people, where fairness to all users is in the DNA. Nothing else is worth building.
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15 Dec 2025
If digital collectibles are going to reach the next 5M, it’ll probably be a mix of things. The poll was loud on one point, cheaper entry is the least likely driver. It won’t be “lower floors” or more dilution. It’ll be because people actually get something real out of holding.
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12 Dec 2025
Do you agree with @willweinraub from @Cryptoys that NFTs in the current iteration are doomed to fail? I can't see how anyone can argue with this take
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12 Dec 2025
New format is still coming. Deciding to test a new Saturday morning newsletter for a month. I'll continue to iterate over the weeks to bring you all value Thanks for your patience!
10 Dec 2025
In the process of doing a pretty hefty overhaul on the Coffee with Captain newsletter. New format will drop this Friday, which will hopefully be more engaging and digestible. Will drop the link in the comments
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10 Dec 2025
In the process of doing a pretty hefty overhaul on the Coffee with Captain newsletter. New format will drop this Friday, which will hopefully be more engaging and digestible. Will drop the link in the comments
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10 Dec 2025
Is @PenguClash broken? It crashes on Google Chrome mobile and I just get constant errors on desktop trying to join games. It's been like this for at least a week. This doesn't inspire confidence in a space that is built on technology. It feels like games are constantly broken
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10 Dec 2025
Have Doodles become y00ts 2.0?
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10 Dec 2025
Do you all drink hot chocolate with milk or water? This is a very important and there’s only one correct answer
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