It's not an analogy. Maybe someone had no sugar or oil but wanted donuts. They did their best but it wasn't as good as a donut so they called it a bagel. I'd rather eat a donut because arranging the filling around the hole of a bagel annoys me. It's like an obstacle bun
Hey, I don't know who's listening, but if you're up, I got some questions:
1) what year is it?
2) who is the master of Europe?
3) are oceans battlefields?
After several listens to both volumes of @DirkMaggs full cast Sandman audiobooks, the thing I'd really love to hear him do is a take on @AoDespair's Homicide.
They way that you can tell that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are really good friends is that they roped in Ridley Scott to make a movie where they made each other wear absolutely ridiculous wigs.
Hey, am I stupid or could Nightmare Alley have been and entire hour shorter and lost nothing?
Act 1 (as it is): here's an hour of carnival horseshit
Act 1 (as it could be): these two people used to be in a carnival
Progressive Dem fundraising emails told me about Henry Cuellar getting raided before Twitter did.
Say whatever else you want, motherfuckers are on their game today.
When asked how such a nice lady could edit Martin Scorsese’s violent gangster pictures, Schoonmaker replied with a smile,“Ah, but they aren’t violent until I’ve edited them!”
Happy Birthday to a true legend, Thelma Schoonmaker! 🔥
Hey @twitter and @TwitterSupport, every time you recommend a tweet from a right-wing politician like Dan Crenshaw (who I just blocked), I'm going to scroll through my feed and block 10 promoted tweets indiscriminately.