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Django Gold @django

14 Sep 2023

My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.

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I guess Mamdani just put out a press release that tonight it’s legal to grab a cop’s gun

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you're blowing it Taffy

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Jun 13

man, these guys are flopping like NBA players

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unpopular opinion: if you're attracted to a woman, you should be allowed to follow her

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that was such a cool trick how after the pandemic every landlord agreed that rent would be $500 more per month

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Jun 11

gotta give the game ball to David Zaslav, right?

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listen up old people

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I just ate a huge bag of gummy bears and now my stomach hurts, do you think I have cancer?

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Jun 9

the Oedipus complex

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not looking forward to my peers' impending horror short film output tbh

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Jun 9

imagine how sick this game would be if he could wake up and do stuff

eStarland

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Jun 9

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998 - 2026) ✨

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Jun 9

he just like me frfr

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Trump enjoys some fries at the game

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Jun 8

enjoy your little sportsball game tonight, I’ll be bettering myself through the power of books

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Jun 7

let's go Knicks

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Byron Allen to Rodney Dangerfield: Now I understand you seem to be having some respect issues in your marriage ?

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Jun 6

audio engineer checking in, here’s why he’s wrong

Mungo Jerry Official

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There was no wash board on the track, the percussion was created by myself, I used a cabassa, foot stomp on a piece of wood & mouth percussion. The rhythm was emphasised by me playing a Gibson acoustic guitar without using a pick. Paul King emphasised Mike Cole’s stand up bass part by playing a glass jug, Colin Earl played an acoustic grand piano & I also played a 1960 Fender Strat with my fingers through a 1963 Marshall top as well as singing the two vocal tracks. The recording took place in Pye Studio one on an 8 track machine through a Neve desk & Tannoy monitors

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the incel lifestyle

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