A little fussy, often clumsy, sometimes grumpy..so I write, I write to hush the chaos that drives me crazyyy..
Joined November 2020
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15 Aug 2025
Little me hitting all the wrong notes for the right cause....
#IndependenceDay
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At this rate one day the emergency alert system will say:-
🚨 Citizens are requested not to breathe between 9 am and 12 pm as it may disturb the integrity of competitive examinations.
Thank u for ur cooperation. Oxygen will be restored after the answer key is released.#Telegram
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Forget banning Telegram. Just put the entire population in airplane mode until all exams are conducted.
#NEETReExam
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Jun 6
Wanting an honest education system, and immediate accountability isn’t a political issue, it’s a human one. If a student wants to scream that message from a cockroach party, ruling party, opposition party, Bhangra party or a kitty party…they should have everyone’s support.
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Jun 4
I wasn't prepared for how heavy a handful of notifications could feel. A screen full of tragedies, each one a reminder that somewhere a family woke up to a nightmare while I woke up to a headline.
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Jun 2
Ohh yes my clown so where is your crown¿¿🐥
And m gonna blame these rhymes for every bingee watch breakdown.
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May 30
The audacity I had to tell my boyfriend during the playoff to lower the volume, come play COD,try this random stupid game....is exactly the kind of audacity RR captain had when he seemingly decided that Vaibhav Suryavanshi, of all people, needed a post-match lecture..#IPLFinal
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May 12
इस बार NEET की परीक्षा के लिए केंद्रीय बलों के 2.4 लाख जवानों को तैनात करना चाहिए। सभी DG को परीक्षा केंद्र का प्रभारी बना देना चाहिए। चुनाव आयोग को निगरानी का काम दे देना चाहिए। शर्मनाक है कि एक परीक्षा नहीं करा सकते। मालूम नहीं चोरी से कितने लोग डॉक्टर बन कर अस्पतालों में काम कर रहे हैं और राष्ट्रवादी राजनीति के पीछे छुपे हुए हैं।
देश में धर्म और राष्ट्रवाद की राजनीति का तूफ़ान भी चल रहा है और लोग चोरी से डॉक्टर भी बन रहे हैं । यह कैसे हो सकता है।
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May 12
This country tells students: 'One exam decides ur future.'
Then repeatedly fails to protect that exam. #NEET
Wrote this for every exhausted student surviving caffeine, pressure, panic attacks and the great Indian academic circus.
"Exam-pocalypse Now" ⬇️
mandateandmuse.org/2025/05/e…
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May 6
Ache Din in West Bengal!🚩
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Apr 27
Raghav Chadha Buying FAKE Followers?
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Apr 25
Honestly I saw it coming...when every speech looks like it's waiting to trend, u can already guess which stage they are preparing for. #RaghavChadha
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Life is better when nobody knows anything about you! 🌸
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Apr 21
Started earning for survival, ended up surviving for rent, then realized rent is surviving off me… so I resigned. #RentalMental
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Apr 18
Most of our newspapers have a weird autocorrect.
It changes "delimitation" to "women".
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Apr 18
“While We Watched” - A film by Vinay Shukla Out on my YouTube Channel - youtu.be/3HCqArkC7Ew?si=1rpq…
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Apr 9
Chill guys. Urea se banaaya hua doodh tha.
Apr 9
11000 litres of milk was poured into the Narmada river during a religious event.
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Mar 10
Every scroll on Twitter is the same pathetic request:
'Grok, change her clothes.'
Noooo curiosity.
Noooo creativity.
Just AI-powered creepiness.
@grok quick question..did humans invent AI… or did AI accidentally reveal how much dumb shit humanity is capable of???
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