None of it matters
Joined June 2023
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Jesus I've never seen bait so big
3 Apache Helicopters have just flown right over my house in Lancashire very low!!
If you don’t stop what you’re doing immediately and rush outside when you hear an Apache, you’re not my kind of person. 😝
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Jun 13
So they want to be the best at the sports that no one else gives a shit about basically
The only reason why the US doesn’t win every World Cup is because our best athletes choose football, baseball, basketball, and hockey over soccer
It’s like we are sending our 5th string up against everyone else’s best
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Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.
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Jun 12
What a series
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Jun 12
So this wasn't part of the Craig Gardner super computer ?
Jun 12
🚨🔵 Excl: Birmingham City activate €7m buy option clause for Jhon Solis.
#BCFC anticipate timing as it was gonna expire in one week but club firmly believes in the player.
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Jun 11
Me hearing the GTA 5 taxi music during the drinks break
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Jun 11
Will never understand people who can harm animals
Jun 11
Holidaymaker 'grabbed seagull out of the air and punched it to death after it snatched his Cornish pasty' trib.al/Di6wyxs
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Jun 11
Best part of golfing alone is no one knows you've lost those balls
Jun 10
Thinking about golfing 18 by myself for the first time ever tonight but I’m scared cuz I might lose 10 balls
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It’s funny how Americans pretend that this never happened
Jun 9
The world class stadiums Europeans tell us are more fit to host
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Jun 9
Will this be available down the blouse ?
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Jun 8
Gopro’s customer service phone number is just an automated message telling you to file a claim with the ai chatbot online.
@GoPro
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Jun 7
Tell you what
The films included with Amazon prime are absolutely fucking diabolical
Tight cunts buying the rights to old and shite films
I'm a quality over quantity kind of person
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Jun 5
Y’all can do everything But stand in the bus
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Jun 5
Wait till you're paying for your own lessons 🥴😂
My dad watching me shank my fourth drive in a row after taking the golf lessons he paid for
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Jun 4
Happened to me today
Except I rushed the tap in and it was a double
Jun 4
I possess the incredible ability to turn a birdie opportunity into a bogey
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Jun 2
What has CD done to this poor boy
Jay Stansfield 90 5'
Birmingham City - Plymouth Argyle 2-1 (2023)
#BCFC
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