i have a letter from the pope and a rocket launcher, what do you have
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Its important to make sure the rich people you interact with are contracting covid as much as possible
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I think my lack of interest in this show is colored by the fact that the last three seasons are all filmed exclusively within 2 blocks of where i grew up and in hs i almost got into a fistfight with some pencildick pa from this show who tried to stop me from entering my home
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Oh Dr Kaufmann, you were too moore for this end of history brosnan world
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Does anyone who bakes regularly have any thoughts on chocolate chip ratios affecting chewiness of the baked cookies? Iâm making cookies from scratch that are 3 times chewier than they used to be and other than differences in bowls im using, thatâs the only thing I can think of.
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Its 9 pm (waaaay past ur bedtime) youre reading redwall. You come across the word ânefariousâ. How the hell else are you supposed to figure it out?
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equaniminously being friends with no one>
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At one point in this trainwreck the melody is reminiscent of âthis is the ultimate showdownâ and it made me wish i was consuming a better tier of slop
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In hs i applied for a job at the modells on atlantic and they handed me an application and i asked if they had a pen and the manager said by not bringing a pen i lacked the aptitude to work at modells
If you never shopped at Jimmy Jazz, Conway, Pathmark, Modells, or never had a regents test in high school, or a green metro card, you canât claim youâre from NYC
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Apply this to literally everything and you understand how fucked we are
Youâd better hope all this turns out to be an economy-annihilating bubble, because the alternative is bleak as fuck
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They have killed him
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Pauly walnuts schooling jason barone on his failure to do basic ebitda accounting>
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*reddit voice*
Those are some spicy barnacles!
Jun 10
đŽđˇ HORMUZ IS CLOSED-CLOSED
Iran is moving to begin large-scale naval mining of the Strait of Hormuz, after renewed illegal US strikes on its southern coast.
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Do they not know that the knicks just won
Jun 11
FT Exclusive: France, Germany and other European nations are discussing proposals for a radical overhaul of the EUâs 15-year-old diplomatic service, including stripping powers from the blocâs chief diplomat. ft.trib.al/Hskd8cT
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âYou know whoâs buried in grantâs tomb?â
âOG Anunobyâ
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The knicks are going to win because i live in philly now and the universe would never allow me to be a part of a joyful celebration
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I havent seen any person who knows me since my teeth fell out and my parents are really hoping i come home for my dads birthday but i literally cant. Like i cant show my face, i cant fix my teeth. I just want to crawl into a hole and die
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Just in time to be distracted by iran heating up
Jun 10
đ¨KOSA update:
To make a long story short, the White House is pushing for a package on Capitol Hill that bans AI regulation in exchange to pass #KOSA and other age verification laws. R's working with White House on this while D's are also negotiating. A deal could come in weeks.
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