FYI this is the test Trump is bragging about “acing” 4 times It’s a fucking embarrassment that his handlers are still letting him gloat about this like it’s some extreme act of intellect

Stephen Miller starts out the day posting that Talarico is trans, then he gets called ugly and has his wife run onto Fox to rant and rave that he was subject to excessive abuse and violent rhetoric. ❄️🍼😭

It’s interesting watching the people who absolutely love it when Trump calls female reporters “piggy” or “fucking bitches” clutch their pearls and cry because someone called Stephen Miller an ugly fuck.

The biggest problem with the internet is that is gives stupid people access to one another (and they're breeding)

He lost. He wasn’t shot. He is on the list. He is a pedophile

The “assassination attempt” was 2 weeks ago. I haven’t heard a single thing about it from anyone in the administration or the media. It was completely planned and they didn’t like the reaction it received, so it’s like it never happened.

It’s weird how they don’t want to talk about prices anymore. It was such a big deal in the months leading up to the election. It’s almost like they never really cared about it in the first place.

“Trump’s grip on the Republican Party faces these challenges” Stop it. Trump could waddle naked across the South Lawn screaming about how Obama was spying on him from inside the White House microwave, and the GOP would clap like obedient seals.

MAGA can claim the news is fake, that science is fake, that what they're teaching kids in schools is fake and woke - but once you call bullshit on the Trump assassination "attempts" it's "holy shit how could you!" lol. Pathetic.

New Rule: If you're going after a comedian while your husband bombs schoolchildren and calls women "stupid, fat, piggies", you're allowed to be called a Nazi moron.

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

Sure, I paid $6/gallon for gas in Miami today but I rest easy knowing that if not for this war Jared Kushner wouldn't be a billionaire. We're all in this struggle together.

Crazy, right?

Look how scared he is when it isn’t staged.

GOP - *gerrymanders* DEMS - hey stop that no fair GOP - *gerrymanders even more* DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely* DEMS - *start gerrymandering* GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

Downed US pilot interviewed by Fox News

Surprising that someone who brags about acing cognitive tests because he can tell the difference between a camel and a lion can't tell the difference between Jesus and a Red Cross worker.

Bill Clinton was impeached for lying about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. Democrats are calling on Eric Swalwell to drop out of the race on allegations of sexual misconduct alone. Donald Trump was found liable in a court of law of sexual assault, and defamation of E. Jean Carrol. He paid off a porn star to stay quiet about their affair. 28 women have publicly accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct, sexual assault, rape, non-consensual kissing, and unwanted groping over three decades. His name is mentioned in the Epstein files thousands of times. His DOJ removed the files of an FBI interview with a victim who accused him of rape when she was 13 years old. And Republicans continue to say nothing.

The dumbest guy you went to high school with is celebrating oil being $95 a barrel. But he also cried about oil prices when it was $70 a barrel under Joe Biden.

“If Trump tells me to cut my balls off and put them in his pocket, I will say thank you, I love you sir”