Author of The Art Of Table Dancing (a humorous memoir) . Professional Troublemaker. Beach fanatic. Life coach for corporate burnouts.Yoga enthusiast.

Joined June 2009
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15 Dec 2020
Me: How much bacon do you want? Wife: I don't want any bacon. Me: [changes Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated"]
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12 Nov 2020
12 Nov 2020
In high school I was voted "Most Likely to be Lured to the Docks."
7 Nov 2020
Looking for Christmas gift ideas? I have you covered! amazon.com/shop/midlifemarga…
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29 Oct 2020
I feel like this mask thing just holds my double chin up. Doesn’t tighten my chins at all. I must be wearing it wrong.
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27 Oct 2020
Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years. midlifemargaritas.com/2020/1…
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19 Oct 2020
What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election Spawn Monsters To Rule Humanity Like A Version Of A Michael Jackson Video? midlifemargaritas.com/2020/1…
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2 Oct 2020
I'm listening to Chaos to Joy - A Troublemaker's Guide to the Universe by B-NOW tobtr.com/11813180

29 Sep 2020
How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe! midlifemargaritas.com/2020/0…
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15 Sep 2020
Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone. midlifemargaritas.com/2020/0…
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9 Sep 2020
How are you all coping? #COVID19 #humor
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3 Sep 2020
Peter Poole is the latest contestant on the American Afterlife Network's hit TV show "Who's Your Murderer?!" The catch? If he can't figure out who killed him, his murderer gets away scot-free. #PitMad #A #T
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6th grader Zee wants a forever home. Enter Horseshoe Falls—a magic town that no one can leave. Once there, Zee’s writing takes on strange, physical qualities. Everything seems perfect—except the town is disappearing, along with everyone in it unless she can stop it. #Pitmad #MG
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25 Aug 2020
Stuck in a rut? #coronavirus #Quarantine
So You’ve Hit Your Limit With Life Right Now And You Need A Reset To Get Back In The Game. midlifemargaritas.com/2020/0…
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All I'm saying is if stores are gonna have little circles on the floor for us to stand on and have music playing, then they should damn well have a cake walk.
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