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DFIRnoob retweeted
Apr 24
GUYS !! WTF
Tesla FSD amazed me yet again. It noticed the large trailer so it didn’t pull all the way up to the line after this car went. Then it realized that the trailer was t going to swing wide enough so it REVERSED to make way, then shifted over to get clear. This is AWESOME! #fsd
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DFIRnoob retweeted
Feb 3
🚨 JUST IN: This white Democrat in Boston is raising eyebrows after taking in a Haitian migrant and making her the "personal chef" in exchange for housing
"It's fun having them..."
"She feels like she has her own personal chef!"
Holy crap 🤯
The Democrat Party never changed!
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@elonmusk I use Tesla insurance and 99% of my drives are on FSD entirely, does this mean my Tesla insurance bill is going to be 2-3 time less now??
V14 will be better than human for sure, but I don’t know if it will be 10X.
Maybe 2X to 3X.
V15 has a shot at 10X.
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DFIRnoob retweeted
10 Sep 2025
Anyone surprised at what happened to Charlie Kirk hasn't been paying attention
Go anywhere, reddit, Twitter, ect, and you'll find thousands of unhinged direct calls to violence over politics
Until it's addressed for what it is, things like this will continue to happen
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Smooth Brain March 2024 🤣
29 Jul 2024
Communists marched in Philadelphia today.
Why don’t we give them what they’re asking for? We should create a program where communists can be traded to communist countries and we trade them for people there who want freedom.
Do you like my proposal?
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Gavin Newsom too smooth brain to see it's a parody video lmao
29 Jul 2024
JUST IN: Elon Musk tells CA Governor Gavin Newsom to "Suggon Deeznutz" after Newsom threatened to change the law to make AI “ad” voices illegal.
Newsom was upset over a parody video (below) that Musk shared on X.
"Manipulating a voice in an “ad” like this one should be illegal. I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is," Newsom said.
"I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America," Musk shot back.
Epic.
Video: @MrReaganUSA
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Manual threat hunting, i.e. looking for known and unknown unknowns, will be replaced by AI systems very soon, much like everything else manual we’ve seen replaced by automation. An active AI system will not only detect attacks but prevent them from happening in real time.
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Shooter reportedly shot and killed by Secret Service
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DFIRnoob retweeted
14 Jul 2024
Shooter was about 150 yards from Trump on a rooftop with a direct line of sight to the stage.
It defies every security protocol ever written that this rooftop was not secured, and law enforcement personnel were not standing up there.
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DFIRnoob retweeted
14 Jul 2024
Everybody needs to watch this eye witness account of the shooter on the roof
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The head of the Secret Service and the leader of this security detail should resign
13 Jul 2024
BREAKING: Eyewitness tells BBC that he informed police, Secret Service about a suspicious man on a roof with a rifle.
He was ignored.
x.com/gs_mick/status/1812268…
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Yeah, it’s awesome. Once you use Tesla Autopilot/FSD for commuting, you won’t use any other car.
2 Jul 2024
Hey Silicon Valley —
Any 2016 Tesla can now drive one hour from Palo Alto to San Francisco completely hands free. It's like having your own personal CalTrain you can park in your garage. A Tesla is an essential tool for serious people.
Watch in 4K: youtu.be/pN5CQvjRnp4
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DFIRnoob retweeted
19 Mar 2024
imagine if the roles were reversed…
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The Paranoids at Yahoo is hiring again, If I know you, dm me, if I don't, feel free to apply at the link!!
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Loser energy...Just take the fat L and move on...
16 Jan 2024
This is why Cleveland is a poverty city @ultCLEsports believes that the Houston Texans used “FAKE” crowd noise in Saturdays Playoff Game!
#wearetexans
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DFIRnoob retweeted
20 Oct 2023
This is a computer generated video using Unreal Engine. Your skepticism meter should be at level 10 moving forward… x.com/Lauren_Southern/status…
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DFIRnoob retweeted
11 Oct 2023
I have to wonder what Lycurgus would have done if this man refused to be persuaded.
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