NOT AN OFFICIAL DHS ACCOUNT. WE ARE NOT DHS. PARODY ACCOUNT.
Joined July 2024
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24 Aug 2024
In memory of @deerparkpd, Pronounced Dead at uh idfk 2 weeks ago? anyways, they was a good man. Repost to spread awareness to this sad event #DeerPark #DeerParkStrong #WeAreDHS #dppd
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Homeland Security (PARODY NOT REAL) retweeted
18 Jan 2025
i have jury duty.
31%
innocent
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guilty
62 votes • Final results
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26 Jul 2024
Deer Park, #KnowYourRights! The Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution states: "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted". This amendment protects criminals from harsh government penalties. #Skibidi
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18 Jan 2025
just voted in favor of nuclear weapons 🔥🔥🔥
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20 Jul 2024
don’t pray for that mf though I owe him 700 dollars
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18 Jan 2025
i did it
10 Jul 2024
I’m gonna ban tik tok
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24 Jan 2025
97 year old NYC diner still serves cock the old fashioned way
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25 Jan 2025
NEW: The DHS is now enforcing a new Executive Order: 30,000 Random U.S. Citizens will be drafted to live in Nebraska.
ALT Press Release Picture. "30,000 U.S. Citizens now drafted to live in Nebraska."
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27 Jan 2025
We Have Confiscated Tons of Drugs from Deer Park Lately, Be Safe!
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14 Feb 2025
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16 Feb 2025
I personally enjoy the 2008 Four Door Ford Focus.
I personally enjoy the 2008 Four Door Ford Focus.
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Homeland Security (PARODY NOT REAL) retweeted
17 Feb 2025
are you my type
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Homeland Security (PARODY NOT REAL) retweeted
17 Feb 2025
A Deer Park Village Civilian has died today due to a GSW to the left ball. The Deer Park General Hospital was unable to identify his blood type properly. His last words were that we should all B Positive. Rest in Peace, Thomas McDorkinshire Steveington Georgette the III.
ALT DHS Press Release: IN MEMORIAM: Thomas McDorkinshireSteveington Georgette the III.
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Homeland Security (PARODY NOT REAL) retweeted
27 Feb 2025
ah shit we used black highlighters
The “Epstein Files” handed to pro-Trump influencers are completely blacked out and unreadable.
Follow: @AFpost
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Our Canine has stole- I mean, confiscated dozens of illegal meth ramen packs off the streets of deer park. #WeAreDHS #DeerParkStrong
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3 Jul 2024
ignore this it's a test
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15 May 2025
Answer the call to serve with grit, valor, and honor. Join the DHS, earn up to $0.74 cents per year. Apply now.
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The strait is open but the hormuz is closed
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27 Nov 2025
Update: It’s back
Update: The State of Kentucky has seceded from the union.
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