Proudly serving the Village of Deer Park, Texas. This account is not monitored 24/7. RTs, likes, follows, etc. ≠ endorsements. PARODY Call 911 for emergencies.
Joined June 2024
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Welcome to the Village of Deer Park PD. We're proud to serve @deerparktx. For emergencies, dial 911.
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Hey.
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Hey Elon.. train your AI off of.. THIS!
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Another parody account has fallen to the depths of Twitter hell
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I know I fell off but god damn Bob
The rent cannot be that low
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Deer Park Police Department. (Fan) retweeted
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stop pointing at him😡
@kbgynews @deerparkpd
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Deer Park Police Department. (Fan) retweeted
15 Oct 2024
For the crime of attempting to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, Sheldon J. Plankton has been sentenced to 5 nights in prison. We're sure him and his cellmate P. Fishy will get along just fine!
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Deer Park Police Department. (Fan) retweeted
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i’m comfy , in my zone .
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Deer Park Police Department. (Fan) retweeted
9 Oct 2024
the ONLY person i appreciate in texas is the DEER PARK ! ! !
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Reminder that this is the police department you guys simp for
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Credit to @deernheadlightz
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Community note
This user has not credited the creator of the artwork. The creator is "hsiang.arts" on Instagram.
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With Halloween coming up, things are sure to get feisty .
That’s why you should always practice, and adhere to safety regulations before going out to trick or treat.
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Do you guys like deer?
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i eat deer (you monster)
1,166 votes • Final results
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Deer Park Police Department. (Fan) retweeted
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oomf is deerpilled 🦌🦌🦌
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You feel into the core of the earth as many gimmick accounts once did before you, tarnished one now go forth and become elden lord and regain your popularity you once held in the palm of your hand...
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