I’m not a DJ but I am a menace. why are you taking me seriously I didn’t ask you to do that 🦂📍chicago

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my friend is at a fancy wedding in NYC and I absolutely lost my mind at this shrimp luge. so unsettling
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that specific way chicago looks right before a massive storm
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chores everyday is so dookie brethren
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my 39 yo bf still sings this
My sister’s favorite song when she was like five was “Boom Clap” and my dad used to make her so mad by singing “Boom, CRAP, sound of my FART”
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Dominos delivery tracker just sent me a picture of my dick i've never seen before
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Hey during my pap the doctor said “some women experience spotting after this but I can already tell you won’t, you’ll be fine” ??? She calling my pussy a big ol tough street cat???
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China is really fucking cool. completely different experiencing the country vs reading about it (especially with all the misinfo in the states lol). And the food has been great everywhere but I am so homesick for a bagel and a Chicago dog and chix ceez wrap and my fave sushi and
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Really great overview of the state of the jazz scene in Chicago. Rare to have the more remote corners covered in the press like this! ft.com/content/d91146ca-014d…
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What do you mean Bryan Johnson is doing his weird science shit on his girlfriend but its probably the most comprehensive and highly funded research in women's health and he is probably going to cure endometriosis ?????
Examining Kate’s 1% She has suspected endometriosis. This affects at least 1 in 10 women, likely more. Here she’s getting an ultrasound. Historically you needed surgery just to diagnose it (incisions are made in the abdomen). We're doing a non-invasive route. Typically women live with endometriosis for 7-10 years before being diagnosed. It’s the leading reason women aged 30 to 34 get hysterectomies (permanent surgery to entirely remove the uterus). This condition is where endometrial-like tissue starts growing outside the uterus, in ovaries, bowel, bladder, even the diaphragm. This tissue inflames, scars, and glues organs together. Our first step is to find out if @_katetolo has it. Initial measurements we’re doing: trans vaginal ultrasound pelvic MRI w and w/o contrast hormonal labs All during the early part of her cycle to get the clearest picture. During her ultrasound, a slim probe, about the width of two fingers, 10-12 inches long (although only a small portion is inserted) is covered with a protective sheath and lubricant and gently inserted into the vagina (patient has to empty their bladder first). This creates real-time images of the uterus, ovaries, and surrounding pelvic structures. While inserted, the probe is turned 90 degrees to evaluate all the various structures, angles and views. There is no radiation exposure. The technician is looking for scarring, ovarian cysts, adhesions, and for organs that are fused together with tissue. This ultrasound can confirm endometriosis but it cannot rule it out. What endo does to the body: 90% report pelvic pain 50% report severe fatigue 26% report infertility. However many sources cite 30 to 50 percent. 50% experience pain during sex. Many have pain with ovulation, bowel movements, and urination Severe bloating called “endo belly” where the abdomen visibly distends There are a handful of theories about why endometriosis develops but the honest answer is no one is quite sure. We’ll keep you posted on her results.
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Favorite guy on Instagram right now is this old dude who posts POV videos of you getting violently murdered and then sometimes plays Jazz
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i did it first
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A career in 45 Sec

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.@Target are yall fucking serious
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Unfortunately I will always squeal like a lil pig at Grogu bc ultimately I’m kinda cringe
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Grogu walks the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA
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Whenever I see people with really big dogs around the city I’m like. Ok let me see your apartment
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My favorite living artists name is Michael Godard and he paints Olives playing pool, poker, golf, robbing banks, and more
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hahaha. fuck him fr
Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”
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hell yea but fck navy pier fr lmao
A retro-inspired roller rink is coming to Navy Pier this summer. blockclubchi.co/4eKCHrb
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what the fuck is sam levinson’s problem
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sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard
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The owner is in his 70s and runs a one man show in the UES. Food was fantastic btw
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