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Joined December 2011
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cut another sweet potato perfectly in half just by eyeballin it. 2gram difference but I'm counting it
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windows down, dire straits up, pacific breeze right into my pit.. California Saturdays!
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Planets aligning specially so I can get my sbit together. Alright already I get it!
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brewski after cortado, how bout that now
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a broken clock is right twice a day but a broken record is right right right right right
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submitting myself to be studied by the handsweat institute of the central coast
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legitimately accumulating milliliters
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how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet
“i’m dying out here in this fucked up country ass town” - Unknown
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need a Mexico jersey!
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I need like 2 more of me
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95° out. Seat warmer on full blast. I dint owe anyone an explanation
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somehow a lint magnet
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no bones about it, pumpkin seeds are spot on scarecrow pubes. both taste and texture
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Mongolian paleontologist Altangerel Perle standing between the massive fossilized forearms of Deinocheirus mirificus.
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shooting my refrigerator with a ballista and then out of a trebuchet
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full volume often isn't enough
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hmm yep,, that's a rock alright
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