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cut another sweet potato perfectly in half just by eyeballin it. 2gram difference but I'm counting it
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windows down, dire straits up, pacific breeze right into my pit.. California Saturdays!
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Planets aligning specially so I can get my sbit together. Alright already I get it!
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a broken clock is right twice a day but a broken record is right right right right right
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submitting myself to be studied by the handsweat institute of the central coast
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how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet
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“i’m dying out here in this fucked up country ass town”
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no bones about it, pumpkin seeds are spot on scarecrow pubes. both taste and texture
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Mongolian paleontologist Altangerel Perle standing between the massive fossilized forearms of Deinocheirus mirificus.
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