Christian, Common sense, USA 1st! We farm on Lake of the Ozarks🐓🐄🐑🐖♥️permaculture. 5⭐B&B, Campground, Safe space from city chaos. 🇺🇸No Bots/Crypto/DMs!🚫
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Just pulled this beauty from the oven. ❤️ It's going out on the Farm Stand tomorrow morning
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Jun 14
That's a fact. Right outside of Bozeman, been there myself. 😂
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That is a beautiful sight.
Jun 14
The People’s House being enjoyed by the people. 🇺🇸🔥
This is Americana! And if you hate this (Democrats), we don’t care. Not even a little. In fact, don’t come.
Happy 250th, America! Embrace what we have! Foreigners do.🇺🇸
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Mic. Drop.
Jun 14
@HillaryClinton
Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years.
While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable.
You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off.
And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.”
The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls.
Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.
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Jun 14
Ridiculous. The video for the 5am post never loaded. So... Here's baby ducks demanding food... Take 2
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Jun 13
Beautiful rendition. Nice to see Tom Cruise singing along. 😊
Jun 13
As someone who’s been singing the National Anthem at rodeo events for over 20 years, I’ll just say….
There’s a way it was intended to be sung, without your own spin. This was 💯the way! Bravo!
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D’Ranch Life retweeted
Jun 13
As someone who’s been singing the National Anthem at rodeo events for over 20 years, I’ll just say….
There’s a way it was intended to be sung, without your own spin. This was 💯the way! Bravo!
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Jun 13
I'm watching this big moth fluttering around my car thinking how beautiful it is, when out of the corner of my eye, I see a daddy long legs standing on my shoulder.
Initial reaction resulted in the second picture you see. 😂
Sorry not sorry. You can be in my orbit, just not on my shoulder.
Ridiculous creatures.
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Jun 13
This one you have to listen to. The ducklings were following my milkwagon this morning, and if you listen closely you can hear their little voices telling me they wanted early morning breakfast. Nanny goose watches closely.
It's 5:12 a.m., go ahead and sleep in.
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Jun 12
We need less fear mongering and more of this. Real ranchers asking real questions getting real advice from those that have been there done that. This is how we win.
Jun 12
What are the rest of y'all who run cattle in Texas doing on the screw worm thing for prevention. I've been alternating Dectomax and Ivermectin for regular deworming spring and fall. I don't know that it's a good idea to give injections of either every month, but it sounds like that's what it would take. The alternative is to watch for wounds and treat after the fact, plus newborns, etc. Just wondering if anyone has recommendations. I'm not sweating it right now, but I think they just found an infected deer in central Texas. If so, they're definitely moving north quickly.
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Jun 12
Good morning.
I thought you all needed to see cow feet today. Just because they are cute.
Its 5:55 a.m., rise and shine!
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Jun 11
Learn from those that do, not from those that don't.
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“It won’t get into your beef”- C Murph
Referring to the meat that you eat!
Y’all need to listen to those who deal with it and like I’ve said Calm Down!
The ranchers know more than any Senator in DC!🪓
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D’Ranch Life retweeted
Jun 11
The label reading evolution:
Week 1: "I'll cut sunflower oil from the cupboard. Done."
Week 2: "Why is rapeseed oil in the bread."
Week 3: "Why is sunflower oil in the hummus."
Week 4: "Why is canola oil in the pesto."
Week 6: "The shop is now taking ninety minutes."
Week 8: "There's seed oil in the tinned tomatoes."
Week 10: "The 'olive oil mayonnaise' is 96% rapeseed."
Week 14: "Asking waiters what they fry the chips in. Nobody knows."
Week 18: "Bringing a small bottle of tallow to dinner parties."
Week 22: "Rendering my own dripping on a Sunday."
Week 26: "Pricing up half a cow and a chest freezer."
Week 30: "Considering whether the garden could support a heifer."
Week 36: "Naming the heifer."
The descent into paranoia is just pattern recognition arriving in real time.
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Jun 11
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tens of thousands of Spencer Pratt voters are now receiving rejection letters from the county clerk saying that their ballots were not counted due to signature irregularities. Yet, Governor Gavin Newsom just passed legislation that would make it illegal for anyone conducting oversight, to contest signatures that they deemed fraudulent. Democrats allow ballots to be signed with an X, a -, or a 🙂 to pass and count, but all of a sudden, only Republican signatures are being flagged for irregularities, rejected, and not counted. 🤔 One of these California Republican voters said that his signature has been on file for over 20 years and there has never been an issue until he voted for Spencer Pratt. Nithya Ramen has beaten Spencer Pratt by less than 3000 votes. There are at least 18,000 Pratt voters who received this letter saying their votes were rejected.
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D’Ranch Life retweeted
Arizona rancher Casey Murph on screwworm: "My grandfather and great grandfather spent their entire career with it."
"They dealt with it. It was just like another pest."
"We have got a lot better stuff now. Ivermectin will kill it immediately."
"It will not get into your beef."
@caseymurph1 @JensTwoCentsAZ
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I love that aircraft.
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This is why I love homesteading. See that beautiful smile? It was her first time petting a chicken. She, and the other 116 special needs campers we met last night, interacted with a variety of animals. Moments like this will fill your heart. ❤️
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