Arrest this man, he talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge He’s like a detuned radio

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7 Apr 2021
Connor McDavid is underrated. #Oilers #NHL
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Babcock asks to see Connor’s phone and finds a bunch of Zillow searches.
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Jun 8
Are you fucking kidding me @EdmontonOilers? #NeverBabcock #letsgooilers
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Jun 7
A pretend news person like @bariweiss firing a real news person like @ScottPelley is perfectly on brand for 2026
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May 10
What are we doing here @Apple
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Apr 29
That 30 minutes in a corporate hotel room between the last conference session and dinner with your colleagues will have you questioning your entire existence
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Apr 20

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Mar 26
make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn
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Woodcroft should’ve gotten a life time deal for this alone man.

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Feb 24
What are we doing here guys? @EdmontonOilers @ROOTS @IceDistrictAuth
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Feb 22
Tough one. 🇨🇦
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Paul Coffey in his first meeting with the entire Edmonton Oilers Coaching staff after seeing what they did to a Back to Back Stanley Cup Finals Team this year.
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Jan 8
.@HayesTSN is having his Max Kellerman “Brady is going to fall off a cliff” moment about McDavid on @OverDrive1050 right now @odognine2 @tsnjamesduthie
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28 Dec 2025
Fire Tony Romo @NFLonCBS @CBSSports and put us all out of our misery
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12 Dec 2025
Oilers fans: You HAVE to trade Stu Oilers: Ok Oilers fans: No, not like that Oilers:

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2 Dec 2025
Your CNBC feed is broken @TELUSsupport @TELUS showing CNBC World
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12 Nov 2025
. @LiamHorrobin on @OilersNation Everyday today #amen

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21 Oct 2025
Well how ‘bout that #WANTITALL #BlueJays #WorldSeries
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6 Oct 2025
McDavid, Matthews, Roy, Laughton up the middle will feed families.
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10 Sep 2025
No loss.
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