Dad jokes, politics, satire, cycling. Anti-fascist. Anti-Brexit. Anti-Reform. Anti-Bigotry. Wearing aviators before Macron made them cool again.

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Itโ€™s not every day you get mentioned on one of your favourite TV shows! #TheLastLeg ๐Ÿ˜€
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Ten years ago today Farage unveiled his racist "Breaking Point" poster. Within hours a far-right sympathiser murdered the MP Jo Cox. Instead of apologising, Farage went on to verbally attack her husband. Farage has always been scum. Never Vote Reform.
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The people that gave @YoungBobRB a hiding yesterday weren't "lefties"; they probably don't have a political persuasion other than that they're at the wrong end of discrimination. They looked like angry young people lashing out at someone openly discriminating against them.
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Paging @Keir_Starmer, if you don't want the bike @EmmanuelMacron has given you, I'd be happy to take it off your hands ๐Ÿ™‚
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Also, when you call a racist a racist.
But apparently we can't call Reform and Farage Nazis...
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The UK is under hybrid attack and every Brit who spread Russian disinformation narratives about Keir Starmer is a traitor ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ hang your heads. Idiots. โœŠ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿšฉ
๐ŸšจHOPE NOT HATE EXCLUSIVE ๐Ÿšจ The Starmer arson plot: Russian interference on a grand scale in the UK hopenothate.org.uk/2026/06/1โ€ฆ
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Good! Lock the fucker up.
Ryan Bridge from Raise the Colours was arrested on suspicion of common assault and has been released on conditional bail until 14 July. He was filmed slapping one woman and kicking another.
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Film idea: plucky, obese teenage โ€œauditorโ€ whose footage is used to send dozens of violent rioters to prison. He has 2 years to lose his puppy fat and learn to fight, he recruits a Mickey Goldmill/Mr Miyagi-type character to turn him into a ruthless fighterโ€ฆ it doesnโ€™t end well
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The media will now spend the next 6 months convincing the public children being shown harmful content and grooming online is good for them.
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Everyone moaning about Musk becoming a trillionaireโ€ฆ but here in the UK, we have 1 family who have amassed a ยฃ20-30billion fortune, mostly at our expense. Itโ€™s time to let the public have a slice - sell the lot off, float it, let us all prosper, not just the Royal Family.
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Remember in 2017 when a woman was pushed into the path of a bus on Putney Bridge by a jogger? Well, a 44-year-old multimillionaire private banker with ties to the Royal Family and a former British Army officer has been arrested on suspicion of attempted grievous bodily harm.
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How on earth will kids find out if anyone else heard a loud bang, or what that weird smell is if they canโ€™t access local Facebook groups at 1 in the morning?? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Is this the bit where Putin takes himself off to a quiet corner of one of his palaces with a bottle of vodka and a 9mm? ๐Ÿคž #SlavaUkraรฏni
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BREAKING: ๐Ÿšจ Young Bob to be Named in the New Years Honours List for Services to Antifa.
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Big thanks to another โ€œauditorโ€ for capturing the moment Ryan Bridge sent himself to prison ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Here is @RTCORGUK chief dick head, protecting are wimmin and children, by hitting a woman What a giant scrotally, man bun defected bollock headed shitgibbon he is!
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Our warriors have achieved good results in applying long-range sanctions against important facilities on the territory of Russia and in the temporarily occupied territories of Ukraine. More than 700 kilometers from our state border, in Russiaโ€™s Yaroslavl region, SSU warriors struck an oil facility that was important for the reserves of the aggressor state. Warriors of our army reached their targets in Russiaโ€™s Tula region โ€“ specifically, the Azot plant, whose operations are critical to explosives production capabilities. Air traffic restrictions were imposed at six Russian airports, and overall, since yesterday evening, 28 regions of Russia have been under air raid alerts. There were also hits on the occupierโ€™s military logistics in the temporarily occupied territory of Ukraine. Ukraine is carrying out its plan of long-range sanctions against Russia and the assigned tasks regarding mid-range strikes in response to Russiaโ€™s refusal to end this war. We have offered the Russian leadership every possible format for negotiations โ€“ and the only response was continued aggression and attempts to expand it. It stands to reason that the war is coming back to where it came from. Ukraine needs peace. Glory to Ukraine!
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Oh dear, how sad, never mind ๐Ÿ˜†
Shocking Sunday morning newsโ€ฆ It appears that Danny Tommoโ€™s anti-migrant boat has sunk!! Such sad news
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