Trust me, I'm from the internet.
Joined March 2015
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23 Mar 2015
My story is not going to end like Frank Abignale's.
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7 Oct 2015
Well, I'm off to eat a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts off @dellcam's ass. Again.
@hxmonsegur @FuxNet @raincoaster @_Cryptosphere @AnonyOps
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7 Oct 2015
Tonight me & my kickball (who I named "Jeremy) have #netflixandchill scheduled. Don't hate.
@hxmonsegur @raincoaster @FuxNet @_fl0ss
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7 Oct 2015
I acquired Stockholm Syndrome before the second knock on my door. Imagine that.
@hxmonsegur @raincoaster @FuxNet @_fl0ss
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7 Oct 2015
18 Mar 2015
Do you have any idea how bad it sucks to hack a major government contractor, get raided, and wake up in jail? I don't.
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7 Oct 2015
Me, predicting the future I helped shape x.com/dailysabu/status/57509…
10 Mar 2015
I hear @MatthewKeysLive keeps a server full of furry porn under his bed.
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7 Oct 2015
HURR DURR @FuxNet I SEE YOUR CAR IS DOUBLE PARKED OUTSIDE. BRB MOST DEF NOT SNITCHING @raincoaster @hxmonsegur @_Cryptosphere @AnonyOps
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21 Jun 2015
"It is better to remain quiet & be thought a fool, than to open your mouth & remove all doubt."
Oops. Shit. My bad.
cc @hxmonsegur
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DailySabu retweeted
20 Jun 2015
Let Sabu's record speak for itself. Sentencing submission by US Attorney: cryptome.org/2014/05/monsegu… #J20ForJeremy
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20 Jun 2015
"I DID IT ALL FOR THE CHILDREN!"** -Sabu
**Which the Feds still took from me. So, LOLNOPE I sold out my friends. #FullDisclosure
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20 Jun 2015
Well, @SuitsandSpooks may not have gone exactly as I planned.
On the bright side, 16 y/o girls are blowing up my Tindr! 👍🏾
CC @MyTinehNimjeh
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20 Jun 2015
When the Feds were paying for my @PapaJohns & Newports, I almost bankrupted the corrupt gummints.
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20 Jun 2015
Also, @jeffreycarr your check bounced. Like the suspension on that shitty Town Car you sent for me today. I need a Humvee, obviously.
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20 Jun 2015
Watch me, @hxmonsegur, further make an asshole of myself later today @SuitsandSpooks. @dellcam & @danstuckey will be my fluffers.
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11 Apr 2015
My new book proposal, "Snitching for Dummies" is making the rounds at publishers. Forward to be written/poorly misspelled by @DericLostutter
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7 Apr 2015
I probably didn't hack the White House internet toaster for the FBI who probably aren't upset at pending budget cuts. Probably.
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2 Apr 2015
Anyone who thinks @DericLostutter wouldn't sell them out for pocket change hasn't watched his chaturbate channel. *eats handful of lard*
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2 Apr 2015
I'm getting nervous that @DericLostutter, e-famous camwhore/snitch/beggar may be surpassing me in popularity. *eats Krispy Kreme donut*
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