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Joined January 2011
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Jun 1
Big John the best athlete in the UK at this minute.
Jun 1
BOSHHHH
@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪
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May 26
you better not be strutting around topless pretending to be Freddie Mercury in front of some pensioners round the back where the bins are when I get home!!!!
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May 12
A reminder that Hezbollah will only get Champions League football if Al-Shabaab win the Europa League.
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Alter ist das peinlich hahahhhaha
Während sie 1:2 gegen Ingolstadt verlieren 😭 würde mir ja stinken
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Mar 14
Fortuna Düsseldorf pyroshow against Eintracht Braunschweig in 2.Bundesliga 🇩🇪🔥
#EBSF95
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THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 🔥
Benfica goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin scores a 98th minute goal to keep Jose Mourinho's Benfica in the competition 💥
📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplus
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7 Nov 2025
Dynamo Dresden pyroshow against Nürnberg in 2.Bundesliga 🇩🇪🔥
#SGDFCN
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Jan 17
her : “you better not be wearing a flat cap and slow diving to teardrop by Massive Attack in the kitchen when I get home”.
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25 Dec 2025
I love football and have a banging memory but I don’t remember this mental game at all!😳
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24 Dec 2025
When you’re asked to pick an accumulator out for Christmas…
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24 Dec 2025
"Babe, please keep it light at Christmas."
"Of course. Just gonna chill."
Me after 3 drinks:
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24 Dec 2025
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14 Dec 2025
This is the funniest shit I seen all week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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