25 USO Comedy Tours overseas to entertain the troops. TV and other stuff. Proud Masshole. My Site: DanSmith.com

Joined November 2007
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28 Apr 2021
A lifetime ago I had an 'under-5' on The Drew Carey Show. Diedrich was the first person to approach me and introduce himself and welcome me. I'll never forget his kindness. @bader_diedrich
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Dan Smith retweeted
BREAKING: MSNBC just confirmed it. The Epstein release included a spreadsheet of allegations involving Trump and other powerful figures. Then it disappeared. Not disproven. Not corrected. Removed. I saved it before they could delete it
🚨BREAKING: A Trump-related document in the Epstein files was public, then deleted by DOJ, then dismissed as ā€œsensational.ā€ See it for yourself šŸ‘‡
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4 Nov 2025
So surprised and disappointed that an intelligent person like @msmallmon would partner with a quack like Dr Drew for anything. Is she aware of what he's endorsed?!
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3 Nov 2025
Would have lived to watch #MNF but @espn and @YouTubeTV are too dann greedy and blaming each other. Now millions get to go without until their passing match is over. @NFL
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12 Oct 2025
Wondering how long until @MattBarrie gets fired
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18 May 2025
It's not my devices, it's not my internet connection. AMC Streaming just plain stinks. Stop gaslighting paying customers @AMC_TV @WalkingDead_AMC @WalkingDead_AMC
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12 May 2025
WTF @Fidelity !!!! Figure your sh*t out or lose investors!
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10 Apr 2025
The movie "2073" by #AsifKapadia was disgustingly antisemitic. Shame on the world not calling him out more than they did.
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20 Jan 2025
F88k this site and its owner. He's a Nazi; and proud of it.
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30 Nov 2024
I'm willing to sell this handle, @DanSmith, as I don't want to be on this Nazi site any longer.
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16 Nov 2024
Katie Taylor may be the dirtiest fighter I've watched in a decade. Gross. #tysonjake #tysonvpaul #TysonXPaul #TysonPaul
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15 Nov 2024
Feel really bad for Harrison Butker. I hope he remembers, with all that extra time at home, that having sex without trying to conceive a baby is a sin. #ChiefsKingdom #NFL
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Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:
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30 Oct 2024
This!!!!!!!!
I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org
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6 Oct 2024
So far, the most productive #AaronRogers had been was when he picked his nose and wiped it on his leg. #KillinIt @NFL @Vikings @nyjets #JetsvsVikings #Jets #Vikings
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1 Oct 2024
We knew @RepJackKimble was dumb...but THIS dumb??? Does @GOP need to sit him down for a chat?
When you schedule gaslighting a full 24 hours too earlyā€¦šŸ˜‚
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Rep. Jack Kimble is not real. This is a parody account. reuters.com/fact-check/fic… jackkimble.com/home
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28 Sep 2024
Whomever is editing the @ESPNFantasy FFPod should be fired. It's unlistenable.
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20 Sep 2024
So @pharrelskinny can tell @taylorswift13 to shut up about politics, but he was awfully quiet when @KingJames weighed in a while back. Guess he only wants to give girls advice. šŸ‘€
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9 Sep 2024
NEW DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time @DanielDopp utters the phrase "absolutely amazing" during the @ESPN_ff @fantasyfocus podcast. You'll be drunk by the 2nd commercial break <3
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