Nothing says “most transparent administration in history” like Trump personally quashing the Epstein files while his own VP, Chief of Staff, DOJ, FBI, and the rest of the crew turn the Situation Room into a full-on illegal cover-up command center—behind his back.
“Totally normal stuff, folks! Just a little light collusion, subpoena-dodging, and public lying by the people he hired and can’t even control. No big deal. We’re not hiding anything—except the one thing we’re clearly hiding, and apparently Trump’s the last to know.”
Trump’s Watergate? Nah, this is Trump’s Epstein-gate: the boss quashes it, the admin buries it in secret meetings he’s not even invited to, and the whole operation leaks like a sieve anyway. Shocking. Absolutely shocking. (Said no one who’s been paying attention for eight seconds.) The “party of law and order,” everybody. 😂