It's me! The Dapper Gamelord! Retweets = Endorphins. Mentions are a pro-gamelord zone only. Owner of Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia (@JaysToucannon)
Joined October 2012
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oh lighten the hell up ziggy
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yankees fans dont actually see themselves in this club right? that would be insanely pathetic, their last title was in 2009!!
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im giving ben stiller a week off to celebrate then hes gotta get cracking on severance season 3
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I’m building reputation with my wife by completing her daily quests
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the distaste towards mobile POS at restaurants is probably the yank trait that bewilders and amuses me the most. how do they live like this? its astonishing
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I know this is me being deeply american but I find paying with a little machine at the table SO gauche lol. like I genuinely dislike it
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me when it's 10:30 PM and I'm not sleepy or watching a movie
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at the drive in theatre watching the he-man movie and it is mega ass
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Jean Ralphio
Ben Schwartz was spotted on the set of the Beatles Biopics, any ideas on who he might be playing? 🎬 #BeatlesBiopics
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Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
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i was like wow it must really be a blowout if people are freaking out about the canada bosnia game. then i look it up and its 1-0
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(me 1 second after the credits roll in any movie) 'twas gay...
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expectations is an awesome track, the rest i could take or leave
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No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport
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its nice to see americans begin to understand that there are other countries in the world
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There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television
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*31 year old guy voice* I am gonna have a take on the new Olivia Rodrigo
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when i see someone arguing about whether something is a remake or a remaster or etc etc my mind blanks out what theyre saying and i just hear "waaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaah"
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SPORTS MAGIC IS REAL AND WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AFFECTS THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME!!!!!
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the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success
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