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15 Nov 2024
I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years
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Integrity Guy retweeted
There’s not a single set of veneers that looks good it’s insane rich guys get them
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“I find your lack of pronouns in bio disturbing!” - Woke Darth Vader
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Rachel Sennott meets The Penguin in the HBO crossover event of the year
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No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport
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Spoonie who suffers from debilitating chronic Reefer Madness
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Anyone else ever notice their shadow isn’t visible at night?? 👀 Where did his ass go?? 😂😂
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Integrity Guy retweeted
Jun 11
I hate you for talking like this. "Hes on a white boy level we've never seen" fuck you.
Jun 10
i know he’s not a saint but it’s kinda hard for me to hate zuck i mean look at that shirt man he’s on a white boy level we’ve never seen
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[tapping your shoulder at the movie theater] my gun fell on the floor, do you see it anywhere?
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The original COVID virus was locked away inside Kobe Bryant and it escaped his body when his helicopter crashed
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Every time a mouse takes a shower some account like the Dodo or LAD Bible has to tell you about it
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Everything else aside, it’s gonna be very fun to watch these guys go “uhhh, Nazi stuff?? This is NOT okay! Susan Collins has EXPERIENCE yall!”
Jun 10
Enjoying my first cup of coffee since getting my ass kicked last night, and reading about how Dems nominated the guy with the nazi tattoo.
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It’s funny to watch sports commentators desperately reach for any reason a given team won or lost besides the entrenched Referee Class that controls the game and owns the media.
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Wow, this party seems like it’s gonna be awesome, very exciting. Mind if I invite my buddy, The Most Assassinatable Guy Of All Time?
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Conspiracy theory time: I think Michael Caine really was locked in that attick
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Integrity Guy retweeted
Jun 8
Transport a 19th European novelist to 2026 and he’d be MAGA. He’d adore Trump’s UFC arena, he’d be outraged to learn about vaccines, and he’d think “15 minute cities” like Paris and London are a totalitarian plot to ban cars. He’d love all your retarded paranoid white trash shit
Jun 7
The vast majority of artists who have ever lived would be classified as far right today. They would hate you
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Looking forward to using this reaction image someday. Right now I’m not sure what it means, but I think when the time to post it comes I’ll know
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