BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump flies on Trump Force One, using campaign dollars (his supporters' money). Then, again with supporters' money, buys Trump Water from himself for a profit, and gives it away in East Palestine, Ohio, pretending that he's doing it all out of the goodness of his own heart.
This is the same scam Trump has pulled over and over again in the past, lining his pockets with money from his supporters. I wouldn't drink Trump Water if it was the last thing on earth.