(re)tired from talking about 🇳🇬 || now tweet (passionately) about football and repost funny stuff. COVID changed everything || Barca || Proud Husband and Dad

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Slowly evolving into a Barcelona rant page…
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the stupidity with south africans is they don’t even take over the business and run it, they just loot it and go back to being poor, retards
Jun 15
A Ghanaian woman raised in South Africa was left homeless after her Durban salon was looted in anti-migrant violence in May. She and her 14-year-old son now sleep on the street next to some 200 other migrants reut.rs/3Qfdprf
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I can't believe Nigerians are watching the show, I absolutely cannot believe it. I was reading The Republic newsletter this morning, come to find out a plane landed in Lagos a few days ago, carrying 256 Nigerians who are fleeing South Africa, about 800 more will return home.
Seeing you people tweet about that South Africa’s series - The Polygamist, is actually pathetic! With everything going on in SA right now, they’re killing Africans like you, atleast pretend to care & watch the series quietly, without announcing to the world that you lack shame.
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FT: 0-0 😂😂
Spain’s match will produce 7 goals, and with ₦150k, you could get ₦1.3 million. That’s a sweet 9 odds! Let me go and place my stake. 😅⚽️💰
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Messi and Ronaldo did the exact same thing. One got applauded, the other received a yellow card. No matter what he does, they always find a way to go against him 😭💔
What’s the biggest “Double standard” moment you’ve ever seen in football?
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Because the leader of the protest leaves out the word ILLEGAL.
Why do you guys intentionally leave out the word ILLEGAL when you’re reporting on what the protests are about?
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Everything wey fit happen for this life dey happen to blue tick accounts.
Everytime my cousin, Jason gets chastised by his parents, he calls the cops on them. He tells the cops that they want to end him on top small spanking o. When he finished basic 6, his parents sent him to Nigeria for the first time to his maternal grandmother. After 2 months, Jason started crying and begging his parents to bring him back to Canada.😂 After much dialogue, Jason returned to Canada to his parents. Once he got to JSS3, he started his usual rebellious behavior. This time around, they sent him back to Nigeria again and never looked back. Jason is currently in a university here, studying engineering. 🤣🤣
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You’ll never see them tweeting this on Fridays, telling people not to go to the mosque, but stay home and build muscles. It’s always the CHURCH. Lmao…
Instead of going to church, use that time to build your body. 🧍🏽‍♂️
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They really let a UFC fighter call our only Black First Lady a man on the White House lawn at an official White House event … while thousands cheered and the biggest podcaster in the world smiled. There is no economic policy fix for this. Many of these people are just racist.
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Very much pro-not-using-social-media till you’re 16. We must consistently find ways to protect the innocence of our children.
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They didn't share a "moment" together. They PRAYED TO GOD, together, as CHRISTIANS. Yes, Christians, followers of and believers in Jesus Christ. They PRAYED to him because he is God. I know the Satan and his demons have y'all in his clutches, but we will say it as it is. They PRAYED TO GOD, the creator of the Universe, the one without whom nothing else is.
After the Germany-Curaçao match, players from both teams shared a moment together. 🙏❤️
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Please what was your response to him? That response is very very important to me my good man😩😩
We pay ₦10,000 every month to pump water in our compound. I told the landlord that this is not fair since he raised our rent from ₦600,000 to ₦850,000. He said that if we can’t pay for pumping water, we should go outside and fetch water. Other tenants are afraid to tell the landlord this face to face. They complain about it behind his back but act very nice in front of him. During our last meeting, when I raised the issue again, one of the tenants who complained the most stood up and said, “The landlord can’t do everything for you. He spent a lot building this apartment.” Other tenants immediately supported him. I was seen as the enemy of progress in the landlord’s eyes. A month later, the man came to me and said, “Sir, that ₦10,000 is now affecting me. Can you help me for this month?”
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Jun 15
A HUGE fan of the push to keep under-16s off social media. I think it's an excellent idea, and NONE of the alleged positives, combined, amount to even a fraction of the immense, often irreversible negatives. I hope governments and society implement as quickly as possible
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Listen to guys like this and you’d understand Feminism. In a world with men like this, women have to look out for themselves.
"If band!ts k!dnap my wife, I’ll will not pay ransom and remarry, because they would have slept with her" - Nigerian man.
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I remember when Mike Brown was appointed head coach of Nigeria’s men’s national team ahead of the Tokyo Olympics. He led the team through Olympic preparation and the Famous exhibition win over Team USA before Tokyo 2020 After the Olympics, Brown publicly said he wanted to continue with the program and help build Nigerian basketball long term. But in 2022, Nigerian basketball was disrupted by governance disputes inside the Nigeria Basketball Federation and the Nigerian government temporarily withdrew national teams from international competition. That created uncertainty around the program and disrupted continuity. Today, he is a NBA champion as the coach of the New York knicks
Congrats to Coach Mike Brown and the @nyknicks on winning an NBA Title! 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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Everybody won something when they were young except Ogunmepon!
🇧🇷🥇 Rare footage of Dani Alves winning the #U20WC! 👏👏👏
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Media is one of the great evils of the world.
Felix Nmecha crowned himself 👑
Community note
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She should wait till December and make sure they all come home for Christmas.
I just got off on phone on an hour call with my friend who relocated to the UK with her family. She tells me no that her 14 year old daughter no longer listen to her. She speaks to her rudely and refuses to help with chores.🥺 She has once called social worker /police on her father hence the Father is withdrawn from her matter after that incident. My friend is almost crying on the phone. She said she is exhausted and doesn't know what to do. Please what can she do to redeem this situation?
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This highlights the difference between what a Messi fan sees when they watch football vs what a Ronaldo fan sees. Only a Ronaldo fan could watch Messi dribble 1v4, split the defenders with a chipped through ball for Di Maria to score and still think Messi got carried 😂
This Di Maria Carryjob didn’t start in 2022 fr😂
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Must you fools post everything online??? Gosh Nigerians are so annoying
Transporters now move in groups as security worsen in Nigeria. - Transporter shows how they commute each night from Lagos to Mararaba, Nasarawa.
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You people are confusing this thing South Africa — Hate Morocco and Ghana — Hate watch
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