Was head speechwriter @KamalaHarris. Ran for Congress, fmr writer @JohnKerry @MichelleObama @BarackObama @maura_healey. @RedSox fan. Eats candy corn. He/Him.

Joined January 2009
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Dave Cavell retweeted
MAGA will be remembered as the most embarrassing political phenomenon ever to stain the history of America, just a gutter movement that elevated the worst, dumbest, most vile among us
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Things I never knew I needed: what sounds like half of #Scotland belting out “500 Miles” at full volume at Fenway Park. Video from a pal. #DirtyWater
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Video from my dear friend since HS @ParkmanHomans — go follow him!
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We are honored to welcome the Scots to our cultural sites in Boston 🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children. History's first trillionaire.
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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GIOOOOOOOO GOALLLLLLL FOR THE EXCLAMATION POINT

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I wouldn’t be where I am today without the love and support that @MichelleObama has poured into me over the years. Her story — from her South Side roots to the White House and beyond — is a central part of the Obama Presidential Center.
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Hahah this is funny but also YOUR PRESIDENT TRIED TO STEAL AN ELECTION AND HIS THIGS ATTACKED THE CAPITOL AND COPS AND YOU ALL SAID IT WAS FINE & STILL SUPPORTED HIM
I could still come in first if Mike Pence has the courage.
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A reminder of how many times Trump has said a deal is right around the corner with Iran
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This right here from @PeteButtigieg: “Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that there have to be nine Supreme Court justices. That one doesn't even take a constitutional amendment. It just takes a readiness to set up a court that fits this country.” 🔥

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Has there ever been an op-ed that aged worse than this one?
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I remember during Biden, the press combed through hundreds of pages of White House visitor logs, found a guy that was a Parkinson’s specialist, then accused Biden of having Parkinson’s disease and hung it from the country. Are they going to apply that same energy with these 22 mystery specialists??
President Trump had 22 medical specialists assess him as part of his latest checkup, according to a medical report recently released by the White House, who also declined to identify which physicians assessed him. wapo.st/4fxV0jE
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Let's walk through what actually happened here, in order. DOGE cut the USAID program specifically designed to prevent screwworm from crossing the U.S.-Mexico border. DOGE cut USDA's animal disease control and prevention funding. That funding had supported more than 180 outbreak investigations in 22 countries and capacity-building in more than 160 laboratories. The screwworm monitoring and response program that watched the border for exactly this parasite - cut. Then screwworm showed up in Texas cattle. Texas Governor Greg Abbott declared a disaster for Zavala and Uvalde counties this week. Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins went on CNBC this morning and blamed the Biden administration, 17 months out of office. Her specific words: "obviously not much had been done to push back." The program that was supposed to push back existed. DOGE eliminated it in March 2025. Rollins has been Agriculture Secretary since February 13, 2025. The cuts happened on her watch. Beef prices are already high. Ranchers in south Texas are now dealing with a flesh-eating parasite that was eradicated in this country in the 1960s - eradicated, specifically, using the sterile fly program her department defunded. The flies existed. The program existed. The budget existed. Until it didn't.
Trump's agriculture secretary laid the blame for the outbreak on the Biden administration, despite it being more than 17 months since Biden's term ended. thedailybeast.com/brooke-rol…
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Inflation is so high that it's erasing all wage gains. Inflation: 4.2% in May for the past year Wage growth: 3.4% in May for the past year. Americans are getting squeezed financially. This isn't just "bad vibes" about the economy. There is real pain, especially for middle-class and lower-income households. It's tough because so many basic items are seeing sizable price increases: gas, electricity, food, medical care.
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It appears that stopping a flesh eating parasite from spreading across the continent was, in fact, NOT waste, fraud, and abuse. x.com/agripulse/status/19053…

Bird flu, screwworm monitoring among foreign aid programs killed by Trump agri-pulse.com/articles/2263…
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Dave Cavell retweeted
Democrats are so diabolical and ingenious at rigging elections that Republicans control the presidency, house and senate.
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You should ask yourself why all of the people who are screeching about election fraud on social media are always unwilling to repeat these claims under oath. Let me help you: it’s because they know they’re full of shit. The entire purpose is to keep people angry.
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thoughts and prayers
Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Conservative woman who placed 5th
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I’ll say it again, I don’t know how we can function as a country when half of the voters think a Republican losing the mayoral race in LA is evidence of a conspiracy or widespread corruption. Would anybody on the left respond this way if e.g. AOC lost the gubernatorial race in Oklahoma? We can’t function in a world where one of the major parties thinks elections are only legitimate when they win.
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Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep.

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