Joined April 2012
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24 Aug 2022
Customer with something already picked out: What’s good here?
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2 Aug 2022
i need you swifties to buy me a private jet. way better than driving. something malfunctions? not my problem i’ve already crashed into a mountain and now i’m in heaven drinking mountain dew with steve irwin. what i call a win-irwin
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25 Jul 2022
I love guitar strings and accessories.
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22 Jul 2022
flesh of a different dust
buried in the shell
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The cat is out of the bag. @RATMofficial invited me to shoot their first show back after 11 years. This completes my ~30 year character arc/I've beat the final boss/etc.
Dreams come true if you chip away at them.
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29 Jun 2022
5 minutes into the first date: Wow, sounds like an amazing trip! I'd love to visit there one day. What other places are you hoping to travel to?
45 minutes into the first date:
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29 Jun 2022
i love mold
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25 Jun 2022
If you guys are being all lovey-dovey I’m not serving you
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15 Jun 2022
girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight
me: fine
[later]
me: [immediately] ah rugs, the coward's carpet
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26 May 2022
Did Elvis Presley eat hamburgers? Yes he did. And he ordered gobs and gobs of them. And everybody up in Graceland would eat on them.
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15 May 2022
the boys round here drinkin that ice cold beer!
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28 Apr 2022
One of my favorite recurring arrested development jokes has got to be “smoking weed like a cigarette “
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24 Feb 2022
People marching through central Moscow this evening chanting “No to War!”
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26 Jan 2022
Yo what’s with boomers talking so loud in coffee shops? I’m trying to study and instead learning about your medical history and some pina colada you had in Cabo. Ya don’t have to yell like you’re in a college bar on a Friday night
21 Nov 2021
Work joke of the day was that we all talked like we were boomers for 8 hours
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21 Nov 2021
"working hard or hardly working? Hehe let's go to Applebee's after this"
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21 Nov 2021
Kinda sad pepe was co-opted by the neo fascists ngl 😢
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25 Oct 2021
Happy Halloween ;)
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21 Oct 2021
responding to God’s command to do justice by saying, “but what is justice?”
is the same thing as
responding to God’s command to love our neighbor by saying, “but who is my neighbor?”
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